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PostPosted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 8:56 pm    Post subject: Football Boots Reply with quote

Football Boots
>> Woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

>>

>> Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in

>> the bedroom cupboard to watch. Just after getting into bed the

>> woman's husband also comes home unexpectedly, she tells her lover to

>> hide in the cupboard, not realising that the little boy is in there.

>>

>> After a little while the little boy says, 'Dark in here.

>>

>> The man, who obviously got a real fright not expecting to hear

>> anything, let alone from a little boy says, 'Yes, it is.'

>>

>>

>> Boy - 'I have a football.'

>>

>> Man - 'That's nice.'

>>

>> Boy - 'Want to buy it?'

>>

>> Man - 'No, thanks.'

>>

>> Boy - 'My dad's outside.'

>>

>> Man - 'OK, how much?'

>>

>> Boy - '$ 250'

>>

>> In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover

>> are in the cupboard together.

>>

>> Boy - 'Dark in here.'

>>

>> Man - 'Yes, it is.'

>>

>> Boy - 'I have football boots.'

>>

>> The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'OK How much this

>> time?'

>>

>> Boy - '$ 750'

>>

>> Man - 'Sold.'

>>

>> A few days later, the boys' father says to the boy, 'Grab your boots

>> and football, let's go outside and have a game of soccer.

>>

>> The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my ball and boots.'

>> The father asks, 'How much did you sell them for and to who?'

>>

>> The boy says, 'To a friend of mine for a $ 1,000..'

>>

>> The father says, 'That's a terrible thing to do, overcharging your

>> friend like that'. 'That's four times what they cost when they were

>> new, I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your

>> terrible sins.'

>>

>> They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the

>> confession booth and he closes the door.

>>

>> The boy says, 'Dark in here'..

>>

>> The priest says, 'Don't start that again you little prick, you're in

>> my cupboard now'!!

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 7:55 pm    Post subject: Re: Football Boots Reply with quote

oooh that is tooooo naaasty

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