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sandeep Rookie Member
Joined: Aug 31, 2010 Posts: 1
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Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 4:31 am Post subject: Fax-Machine |
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Manager: “Do you know anything about this fax-machine?”
Staff: “A little. What’s wrong sir?”
Manager: “Well, I sent a fax, and the recipient called back to say all she received was a blank page. I tried it again, and the same thing happened.”
Staff: “How did you load the sheet?”
Manager: “I didn’t want anyone else to read it by accident, so I folded it so only the recipient would open it and read it.”
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metz3601 Member
Joined: Oct 31, 2008 Posts: 81
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Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 6:51 am Post subject: Re: Fax-Machine |
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must be a government office....
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English Mike Super Member
Joined: Jan 08, 2007 Posts: 1709 Location: Whitehaven, Cumbria, UK
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Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 3:48 pm Post subject: Re: Fax-Machine |
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...........or a blonde.
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slimjim Super Member
Joined: May 16, 2009 Posts: 8314 Location: Fort Worth TX
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Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 6:50 pm Post subject: Re: Fax-Machine |
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Well sandeep, welcome to the forum. However, you're going to have turn the humor up a notch to compete for laughs with this group.
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44marty Super Member
Joined: Mar 20, 2009 Posts: 775 Location: Cheshire, MA; USA
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 1:22 pm Post subject: Re: Fax-Machine |
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I had a blonde actually call me from the corporate office to ask if I could fax her some fax paper because her machine ran out. Really happened.
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