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sandeep
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 4:31 am    Post subject: Fax-Machine Reply with quote

Manager: “Do you know anything about this fax-machine?”
Staff: “A little. What’s wrong sir?”
Manager: “Well, I sent a fax, and the recipient called back to say all she received was a blank page. I tried it again, and the same thing happened.”
Staff: “How did you load the sheet?”
Manager: “I didn’t want anyone else to read it by accident, so I folded it so only the recipient would open it and read it.”
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metz3601
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 6:51 am    Post subject: Re: Fax-Machine Reply with quote

must be a government office....
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English Mike
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 3:48 pm    Post subject: Re: Fax-Machine Reply with quote

...........or a blonde.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 6:50 pm    Post subject: Re: Fax-Machine Reply with quote

Well sandeep, welcome to the forum. However, you're going to have turn the humor up a notch to compete for laughs with this group.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 1:22 pm    Post subject: Re: Fax-Machine Reply with quote

I had a blonde actually call me from the corporate office to ask if I could fax her some fax paper because her machine ran out. Really happened.

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