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PostPosted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 9:57 pm    Post subject: thought for the day Reply with quote

My wife works in Pharmacy and was sent this by her boss

Hi,

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today,and we all could probably use more calm in our lives.

Some doctor on television this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around the house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot,a bottle of Chardonnay,a bodle of Baileys,a butle af wum, a pockage of Prunglies, the mainder of bot Prozic and Valimscriptins, the res of the cheseckean a box a choclits.


Yu hav no idr how bludy guod I feel rite now.

Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr paece.


Triffic!!!!!

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:26 pm    Post subject: Re: thought for the day Reply with quote

Thanks!
Great thought..

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:41 pm    Post subject: Re: thought for the day Reply with quote

Works fer me mate

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:49 pm    Post subject: Re: thought for the day Reply with quote

LMAO very good thanks Radar

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 11:24 am    Post subject: Re: thought for the day Reply with quote

I LIKE IT!

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 1:23 pm    Post subject: Re: thought for the day Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha


Thanks Radar, that was good.

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