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Azar Member
Joined: Jan 04, 2010 Posts: 275 Location: Utah
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Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 12:13 pm Post subject: Taking up swearing |
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A 7-year-old and his 4-year-old brother are upstairs in their bedroom. The 7-year-old is explaining that it is time that the two of them begin swearing. The 4-year-old happily responds "Okay!"
The 7-year old says, "When we go downstairs for breakfast this morning, I'll say 'hell' and you say 'ass." The 4-year-old happily agrees.
As the two boys are seating themselves at the breakfast table, their mother walks in and asks her older son what he would like to eat for breakfast. The 7-year-old replies, "Aw hell, Mom, I'll just have some Cheerios."
The surprised mother reacts quickly and whacks him one. The boy runs upstairs, bawling and rubbing his behind. With a sterner note in her voice, the mother then asks the younger son, "And what would YOU like for breakfast?"
Terrified, the 4-year-old blubbers "I don't know, but you can bet your ass it's not gonna be Cheerios!"
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15715 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 11:58 pm Post subject: Re: Taking up swearing |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9253 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 2:23 am Post subject: Re: Taking up swearing |
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you can bet hiding number 2 soon followed.
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