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MacD Super Member
Joined: Apr 08, 2011 Posts: 1052 Location: Canada
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Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 10:44 am Post subject: Honesty can be Dangerous to Your Health |
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George and Mary were going out for their 20th anniversary. As Mary was getting dressed George was sitting on the bed reading the newspaper. Mary, standing in front of the mirror, sighed and remarked, " George I feel so old. Just look at how my bosom droops and my bottom has spread out. My hair is losing its colour and I have wrinkles on my face. Please George say something nice about me." George looked up from his paper at his wife and after a moments thought said. "Well Mary, there is nothing wrong with your eyes."
They expect George will be out of intensive care in a week or two.
_________________ La a'Blair s'math n Cairdean
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15718 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 11:27 pm Post subject: Re: Honesty can be Dangerous to Your Health |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9256 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 12:35 am Post subject: Re: Honesty can be Dangerous to Your Health |
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A wise man always remembers his wifes birthday but forgets her age.
thanks for the chuckle.
_________________ You shot it You pluck it !
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