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Aryan2011
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 Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2011 3:04 am Post subject: Elephant jokes for kids...lol.. |
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What' s big and grey with horns?
An elephant marching band!
What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?
An elephant disguised as a banana!
What's big, grey and flies straight up?
An elecopter!
What's grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?
A get wellephant!
What's grey and never needs ironing?
A drip dry elephant!
What's big and grey and red?
A sunburnt elephant!
What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?
"Pack your trunk and clear out!"
How do you get an elephant into a matchbox?
Take all the matches out first!
What weighs 4 tons and is bright red?
An elephant holding its breath!
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Vince
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| Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2011 3:24 am Post subject: Re: Elephant jokes for kids...lol.. |
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44marty
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| Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2011 8:11 am Post subject: Re: Elephant jokes for kids...lol.. |
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What did the man say when he opened a can of soup and an elephant jumped out?
"Wrong label."
Why do elephants climb trees?
They jump out of trees onto their peanuts to crack them open.
What do you call the brown stuff between an elephant's toes?
Slow natives.
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MacD
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| Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2011 10:02 am Post subject: Re: Elephant jokes for kids...lol.. |
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Why do elephants paint themselves gray?
So they can sneak across highways.
Never seen one sneak across a highway??
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.Do a pretty darn good job don't they.
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tikkat3
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| Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2011 10:07 pm Post subject: Re: Elephant jokes for kids...lol.. |
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What did Tarzan say when a herd of elephants came over the hill.
....'here comes a herd of elephants'
What did Tarzan say when a herd of elephants came over the hill wearing sunglasses.
.......nothing, he didn't recognise them.
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| Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2011 12:16 am Post subject: Re: Elephant jokes for kids...lol.. |
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Vince,
one day,
you will pay
for starting this
I promise
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| Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2011 12:28 am Post subject: Re: Elephant jokes for kids...lol.. |
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how many elephants can you fit in a mini couper???
two in the front and two in the back.
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dhc4ever
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| Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2011 1:33 am Post subject: Re: Elephant jokes for kids...lol.. |
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence.
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Arron
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| Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2011 6:20 pm Post subject: Re: Elephant jokes for kids...lol.. |
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Oh man! I am SO glad the "boys" cannot read these! We get knock knock jokes like this... Knock knock!! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Wouldn't you like to eat a banana so you can have banana scents Farts!!!
NO LIE FOLKS!!!! These are coming from the minds of a 7 y/o(mine!) and a 6y/o(Jill's!) .
Please pray for us..........
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| Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2011 4:43 am Post subject: Re: Elephant jokes for kids...lol.. |
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dhc4ever
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| Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2011 1:43 pm Post subject: Re: Elephant jokes for kids...lol.. |
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| Arron wrote: |
Oh man! I am SO glad the "boys" cannot read these! We get knock knock jokes like this... Knock knock!! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Wouldn't you like to eat a banana so you can have banana scents Farts!!!
NO LIE FOLKS!!!! These are coming from the minds of a 7 y/o(mine!) and a 6y/o(Jill's!) .
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Sounds (pardon the pun) pretty normal for that age group.
Bodily function noises will be a bit hit with the boy until hes oh 50 or so, the girl will out grow them shortly........
Boys, thats just they way things are.
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