Labor Investigation

44marty · Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2011 7:52 am Post subject: Labor Investigation

The Montana Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards, claimed a small rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.

STATE GOV’T AGENT: “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.”

RANCHER: ”Well, there’s my hired hand who’s been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.
Then there’s the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here.
He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.”

STATE GOV’T AGENT: “That’s the guy I’d like to talk to - the mentally challenged one.”

RANCHER: “That would be me.”

Bushmaster · Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2011 8:12 am Post subject: Re: Labor Investigation

Ain't it the truth...

Ominivision1 · Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2011 8:18 am Post subject: Re: Labor Investigation

Good one Marty

MacD · Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2011 10:59 am Post subject: Re: Labor Investigation

I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Sometimes humor can put it right in there for a strike.

gelandangan · Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2011 12:14 pm Post subject: Re: Labor Investigation

That rancher sound a lot like the bloke I saw in the mirror.

gelandangan · Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2011 12:14 pm Post subject: Re: Labor Investigation

That rancher sound a lot like the bloke I saw in the mirror.

Elvis · Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2011 2:27 pm Post subject: Re: Labor Investigation

that is too plurry true to be funny!!!! ROFL

Vince · Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2011 2:18 am Post subject: Re: Labor Investigation

gelandangan wrote:

That rancher sound a lot like the bloke I saw in the mirror.

Dang...he's in my mirror too mate. Surprised

Cheers, Vince

PaulS · Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 9:00 pm Post subject: Re: Labor Investigation

You guys have the wrong mirrors!
I looked in my mirror and there was this old guy looking back!
I replaced it with a picture of my wife and feel better without that darned old mirror. Smile

Vince · Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 10:34 pm Post subject: Re: Labor Investigation

PaulS wrote:

...I replaced it with a picture of my wife and feel better without that darned old mirror. Smile

You old smoothy Paul. Very Happy

Cheers, Vince