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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 5:57 am    Post subject: Hard to argue logic...... Reply with quote

Women always say that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nads. Confused

Here is proof that they are wrong...... Very Happy

* A year or so after giving birth a woman will often say "it’d be nice to have another baby". Very Happy Smile

* You NEVER hear a bloke say "I wouldn’t mind another kick in the nads". wtf wtf Shocked Shocked Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad

Case closed...... Very Happy Very Happy Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Cool

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 9:32 am    Post subject: Re: Hard to argue logic...... Reply with quote

Well now Vince and please I am not being adversarial here just a thought.

When a woman has a baby she has something to walk away with.

Now, if there were a commensurate reward for taking a shot to the nads, I might consider it, you know something like a week with a beautiful rich nubile 20 year old redhead, girl of course and preferably not a lady.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 2:34 pm    Post subject: Re: Hard to argue logic...... Reply with quote

lesterg3 wrote:
Well now Vince and please I am not being adversarial here just a thought.

When a woman has a baby she has something to walk away with.

Now, if there were a commensurate reward for taking a shot to the nads, I might consider it, you know something like a week with a beautiful rich nubile 20 year old redhead, girl of course and preferably not a lady.

And she loves hunting and shooting.. Please say she loves shooting..
Not one of those young air head that is easily fooled by the greens..

And she don't mind gutting and skinning..

And she own a brewery//

and...

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 11:33 pm    Post subject: Re: Hard to argue logic...... Reply with quote

and... and... and....nah I wont go there.
now... my wife looks at our arguing kids and says "no FN way would she like any more"

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 6:52 am    Post subject: Re: Hard to argue logic...... Reply with quote

and has her own boat with motor, that is in good shape......lets keep this going.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 6:59 am    Post subject: Re: Hard to argue logic...... Reply with quote

...and her Father owns a Gun Shop...of course

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 8:20 am    Post subject: Re: Hard to argue logic...... Reply with quote

And I thought you only wanted....something more comforting....no mention here bout that, so watch out, what you wish for! Too old for a romp? I don't think that happens tho.....sounds more like you guys need a hand.


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 2:30 pm    Post subject: Re: Hard to argue logic...... Reply with quote

Suz, as far as being a girl, you are a bit of an anomaly.
I am saying that in the good way of course..
You own a brewery?

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 3:29 pm    Post subject: Re: Hard to argue logic...... Reply with quote

Actually the derivation of the noun "woman" is from the phrase "WOe to MAN" ;-)

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 4:12 pm    Post subject: Re: Hard to argue logic...... Reply with quote

Suzanne wrote:
.....sounds more like you guys need a hand. just sayin
Suz


hmmm , low blow Mad Embarassed Evil or Very Mad Very Happy Very Happy Smile

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 6:37 pm    Post subject: Re: Hard to argue logic...... Reply with quote

I need a cook, a cleaning lady & a .........

.....way out of this post whist still in one piece. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 9:17 pm    Post subject: Re: Hard to argue logic...... Reply with quote

MAC...QUICK...the ladder is over this way mate. Laughing Laughing Laughing

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And I thought you only wanted....something more comforting....no mention here bout that, so watch out, what you wish for! Too old for a romp? I don't think that happens tho.....sounds more like you guys need a hand.

just sayin
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Ah Suz...unlike you ladies, us guys, in most but not all cases, as we get older enter a phase best described as "the older I get, the better I used to be". Putting a marshmallow into a moneybox is not exactly one of the easiest things I can think of trying. Very Happy Embarassed Embarassed Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 9:46 pm    Post subject: Re: Hard to argue logic...... Reply with quote

Oh Vince Embarassed really!? A marshmallow? My..My..My goodness!! Yep that seals the deal then, the younger they gets, the taller they sets!! They need to make up some of them condominiums with some added starch I guess, instead of that insecticide they put in there. HHhhhmmmmm geriactric ultra stiffies? Is that why grandpa walks with a cane? Or is he just happy to see me? I need to go watch some TV....No Geland, I don't own a brewery....Lester had the right intentions...preferably she's not a lady....you got any marshmallows Lester? Bet not!

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 12:41 am    Post subject: Re: Hard to argue logic...... Reply with quote

Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 12:58 am    Post subject: Re: Hard to argue logic...... Reply with quote

Vince,
Speak for yourself.............
Haven't you got a couple of paddle pop sticks and a lacky band?

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