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RePete Super Member
Joined: Aug 15, 2005 Posts: 1034 Location: Gods Country
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Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2012 5:27 am Post subject: The Asian Guy |
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I was standing in a bar in town yesterday and this little Asia guy comes in, stands next to me and starts drinking a beer.
I said to him, "Do you know any martial arts, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?"
He says "No, why you ask me dat, is it coz I Asian?"
"No," I say, "It's because you're drinking my beer."
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9239 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2012 12:03 am Post subject: Re: The Asian Guy |
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yip thats a goodun.
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slimjim Super Member
Joined: May 16, 2009 Posts: 8314 Location: Fort Worth TX
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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2012 2:27 am Post subject: Re: The Asian Guy |
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thanks for the chuckle, RePete!
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