Reasons Why a Handgun is Better than a Women

515034s10ring · Last edited by 515034s10ring on Tue Jan 03, 2006 8:13 am; edited 1 time in total

1. You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

2. You can trade your .44 in for two .22's.

3. You can have a handgun at home and another for the road.

4. If you admire a friends handgun and tell him so, he will be impressed and let you try it out.

5. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo.

7. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of your closet space.

8. Handguns function normally every day of the month.

9. A handgun won't ask, "do these grips make me look fat"?

10. A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep right after you're done using it.

11. A handgun doesn't judge you by the size of your......Hands. Laughing

12. A handgun won't complain if you are a little fast on the trigger.

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I saved you the trouble guys Wink

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I like that......... Laughing

I read it to my wife and she said go ahead and get a handgun, .............maybe I will.

Dimitri · Super Member Joined: Nov 25, 2005 Posts: 5944

LOL

Dimitri