Soldier Assistance

Vince · Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 8:29 am Post subject: Soldier Assistance

Finding a woman sobbing that she had locked her keys in her car, a passing soldier assures her that he can help.

She looks on amazed as he removes his trousers, rolls them into a tight ball and rubs them against the car door.

Magically it opens.

"That's so clever," the woman gasps. "How did you do it?"

"Easy," replies the man. "These are my khakis".

Hiding

Cheers, Vince

Ghost · Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 9:40 am Post subject: Re: Soldier Assistance

English Mike · Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 9:45 am Post subject: Re: Soldier Assistance

Your coat's in the driveway..... Very Happy

TRBLSHTR · Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 11:47 am Post subject: Re: Soldier Assistance

HE MUST HAVE BEEN FROM BOSTON! Laughing

lesterg3 · Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 11:53 am Post subject: Re: Soldier Assistance

That is seriously bad!!

Ominivision1 · Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 12:31 pm Post subject: Re: Soldier Assistance

Oh boy Vince Faint

Elvis · Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 12:44 pm Post subject: Re: Soldier Assistance

gee Vince where ever do you get these from????

Aloysius · Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 12:53 pm Post subject: Re: Soldier Assistance

had to keep my head far to the left so that everything flew together befor I could understand this one...

always been told that English had less words than French, but when Vince stays inventing new words, they will catch up.

Elvis · Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 1:19 pm Post subject: Re: Soldier Assistance

no new words in there bud. khaki is the colour of most of our uniforms.
as for the english language it is the most mongrelised of them all there are words and bastardisations of most other languages included in our everyday speech.

inthedark · Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 1:21 pm Post subject: Re: Soldier Assistance

Aloysius wrote:

had to keep my head far to the left so that everything flew together befor I could understand this one...

always been told that English had less words than French, but when Vince stays inventing new words, they will catch up.

Al I think that Vince is an astute observer of english dialect rather than an inventor. I agree that he does have me shaking my head sometimes. LMAO Laughing

redneckhunter · Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 8:00 pm Post subject: Re: Soldier Assistance

Vince · Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 9:34 pm Post subject: Re: Soldier Assistance

Elvis wrote:

gee Vince where ever do you get these from????

Oh...I'm not taking the blame for this one mate...as much as I'd like to as it's well and truly up to my high standard of "sick"....

Elvis has studied hard and achieved HIGH DISTINCTION in the art of sending sick jokes to his mates...yup...this one ain't mine...I can't lay claim to it...all accolades must go to, The Man, ELVIS. Very Happy

Cheers, Vince

Elvis · Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 11:26 pm Post subject: Re: Soldier Assistance

guilty as charged.

inthedark · Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 11:47 pm Post subject: Re: Soldier Assistance

Best Old Guy joke of the year:

I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told my friend "That's us in 10 years".

He said,

"That's a mirror, dip-shit!

Vince · Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2011 12:18 am Post subject: Re: Soldier Assistance

I'm a happy man...it seems I've spawned a whole heap of sick joke officiandos. Very Happy

Cheers, Vince