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Hey, fellas! Not quite sure if anyone had done this thread already, so I’ll just start it up. When I'm on the road, I usually take my companion with me. His name is Jiffy, an adorable Pomeranian. I ...

I was having intimate relations with a married woman.

A car pulled into the garage, and the woman said, "Oh no it's my husband! Quick, use the [b]back door[/b]!"

Thinking back, I should have run ...

10 years ago to this day, I cut myself with a stick of RAM..

I guess you could say I have a pretty sharp memory.

I got a vasectomy but my wife still got pregnant..

Apparently, all it does is change the color of the baby.

Now, this is the fidget spinner that I would like to get my hands on. Smile

[quote="slimjim"]Left Coast. I would never life there.[/quote]

Me neither. Shocked

[quote="stovepipe"]Truck?

What truck????

Giggity Giggity!

Shocked

:-D[/quote]

Hahaha! Very Happy

[quote="slimjim"]Now that is a picture! With beautiful cures, too![/quote]

Hahaha! That's the most irresistible curve, ever!

[quote="Loke"]Lucky for the robber that Starbucks is a gun free zone.[/quote]

Lol! Or he could have been shot 17 times instead. Shocked

I'm gonna try that out as well one of these days.

Man, nothing beats a great bacon.

Wow! That looks delicious.

A programmer and his colleagues attempt to enter a restaurant..

Amidst their chatting, one of them approaches the receptionist:
"Table for 8, please"

"Are you sure, Mister?" she replied. "I can ...

Man, that hunting rig is bad ass!

Thank you very much, everyone! Thank you all for the warm welcome!