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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15715 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 3:03 am Post subject: Some Giggles |
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...also another shot at retaining "The Crown".
He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.
Once you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall.
Every calendar's days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted - T'aint yours and t'aint mine.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
Cheers, Vince
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Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
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Suzanne Super Member
Joined: Jun 27, 2009 Posts: 3323 Location: Eugene, Oregon
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 6:04 am Post subject: Re: Some Giggles |
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16 people have read this before me.....no comments so far....that's how bad, prize winingly
bad....you're still on top Vinnie
Suz
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Azar Member
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11391 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 8:15 am Post subject: Re: Some Giggles |
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And Vince sinks to new depths...
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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chambered221 Super Member
Joined: Aug 17, 2007 Posts: 3455 Location: Lost for good !!!
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 8:54 am Post subject: Re: Some Giggles |
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Want more ???
Energizer Bunny arrested and charged with battery
Santa's helpers are subordinate Clauses
If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed
_________________ Ask as many people needed, sooner or later your question will be answered the way you want it answered !!!
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Bushmaster Super Member
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 9:02 am Post subject: Re: Some Giggles |
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And Chambered attempts to join Vince at new lows.
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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chambered221 Super Member
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 10:38 am Post subject: Re: Some Giggles |
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And just for that ...................
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
_________________ Ask as many people needed, sooner or later your question will be answered the way you want it answered !!!
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Ominivision1 Super Member
Joined: Sep 20, 2010 Posts: 2984 Location: Iowa
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 11:30 am Post subject: Re: Some Giggles |
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chambered221 wrote: |
And just for that ...................I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
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Bushmaster Super Member
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 11:48 am Post subject: Re: Some Giggles |
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By Gum...And he made it...
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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stovepipe Super Member
Joined: Sep 25, 2008 Posts: 4877 Location: Pine, Az.
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 2:03 pm Post subject: Re: Some Giggles |
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Barf times 57!!!!
This stuff's awful
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dhc4ever Super Member
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Bushmaster Super Member
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 3:26 pm Post subject: Re: Some Giggles |
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No dhc4ever. That won't be necessary. They do a fine job all by themselves...
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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chambered221 Super Member
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 9:15 pm Post subject: Re: Some Giggles |
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_________________ Ask as many people needed, sooner or later your question will be answered the way you want it answered !!!
A free people ought not only to be armed and disciplined, but they should have sufficient arms and ammunition to maintain a status of independence from any who might attempt to abuse them, which would include their own government.
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Bushmaster Super Member
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 9:30 pm Post subject: Re: Some Giggles |
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I do believe that Chambered has finally lost it. Good thing he's still lost...
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15715 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 10:36 pm Post subject: Re: Some Giggles |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done) |
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