Some Giggles

Vince · Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 3:03 am Post subject: Some Giggles

...also another shot at retaining "The Crown".

He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.

Once you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall.

Every calendar's days are numbered.

A lot of money is tainted - T'aint yours and t'aint mine.

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

Razz

Cheers, Vince

Suzanne · Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 6:04 am Post subject: Re: Some Giggles

16 people have read this before me.....no comments so far....that's how bad, prize winingly
bad....you're still on top Vinnie

Suz

Azar · Member Joined: Jan 04, 2010 Posts: 275 Location: Utah

Vince, you and my dad would get along fantastically. Same sense of humor! Smile

Bushmaster · Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 8:15 am Post subject: Re: Some Giggles

And Vince sinks to new depths...

chambered221 · Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 8:54 am Post subject: Re: Some Giggles

Want more ???

Energizer Bunny arrested and charged with battery

Santa's helpers are subordinate Clauses

If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed

Hiding

Bushmaster · Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 9:02 am Post subject: Re: Some Giggles

And Chambered attempts to join Vince at new lows.

chambered221 · Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 10:38 am Post subject: Re: Some Giggles

And just for that ...................

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

Haha

Ominivision1 · Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 11:30 am Post subject: Re: Some Giggles

chambered221 wrote:

And just for that ...................I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

Haha

Bushmaster · Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 11:48 am Post subject: Re: Some Giggles

By Gum...And he made it...

stovepipe · Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 2:03 pm Post subject: Re: Some Giggles

Barf times 57!!!!

This stuff's awful

Laughing

dhc4ever · Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 2:29 pm Post subject: Re: Some Giggles

Gott! they are as bad as each other.
Must find worse jokes.........

Bushmaster · Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 3:26 pm Post subject: Re: Some Giggles

No dhc4ever. That won't be necessary. They do a fine job all by themselves...

chambered221 · Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 9:15 pm Post subject: Re: Some Giggles

Hurry !!! Look !!! There on your grill.........

A guy and gal both with no arms or legs.......

Not to worry that's just Frank and Paddy............ Laughing

They'll be gone after dinner.

ROFL

Bushmaster · Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 9:30 pm Post subject: Re: Some Giggles

I do believe that Chambered has finally lost it. Good thing he's still lost...

Vince · Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 10:36 pm Post subject: Re: Some Giggles

Welcome to the Throne Room Chambered.

Cheers, Vince