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PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 5:36 am    Post subject: Age 40 Reply with quote

Man - When you turn 40 I'm trading you on 2 twenties.

Wife - But you're not wired for 220!

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 5:47 am    Post subject: Re: Age 40 Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 10:32 am    Post subject: Re: Age 40 Reply with quote

they just dont listen now do they...
ta for the chuckle

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 1:16 pm    Post subject: Re: Age 40 Reply with quote

Guys, you have to remember that if you trade your wife in for two twenties and she finds just one twenty....
Twenty goes into 40 a lot more times than 40 goes into twenty.........

basic division - and math don't lie!

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 11:07 pm    Post subject: Re: Age 40 Reply with quote

Paul youve been listening to ol Bet Middler havent you...

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:51 pm    Post subject: Re: Age 40 Reply with quote

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Paul youve been listening to ol Bet Middler havent you...

Ah...the ever lovely, ever clever Sophie Tucker Another one of her "experiences" comes to mind...when Ernie and Sophie were "enjoying" one another's company...but I don't think it is prudent to go there. Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 22, 2011 10:05 pm    Post subject: Re: Age 40 Reply with quote

I don't ever remember listening to Bet Middler....
I think it was "Laugh-in" or something like it.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 23, 2011 3:30 am    Post subject: Re: Age 40 Reply with quote

Definitely Bet Midler Paul...I have the tape here at home mate...in fact Bette Midler does a few Sophie Tucker jokes. Check Utube for them.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 23, 2011 1:57 pm    Post subject: Re: Age 40 Reply with quote

Well, it may have been but the only reason I remembered it was that it sounded ....
mathmatically correct.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 23, 2011 8:58 pm    Post subject: Re: Age 40 Reply with quote

Totally correct Paul.

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