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PostPosted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 6:38 am    Post subject: Just in from XMAS Head Office Reply with quote



Christmas 2011: Company Guidelines

All employees planning to dash through the snow in a one horse open sleigh, going over the fields and laughing all the way are advised that a Risk Assessment will be required addressing the safety of an open sleigh for members of the public. This assessment must also consider whether it is appropriate to use only one horse for such a venture, particularly where there are multiple passengers. Please note that permission must also be obtained in writing from landowners before their fields may be entered. To avoid offending those not participating in celebrations, we would request that laughter is moderate only and not loud enough to be considered a noise nuisance.

Benches, stools and orthopaedic chairs are now available for collection by any shepherds planning or required to watch their flocks at night. While provision has also been made for remote monitoring of flocks by CCTV cameras from a centrally heated shepherd observation hut, all users of this facility are reminded that an emergency response plan must be submitted to account for known risks to the flocks. The angel of the Lord is additionally reminded that, prior to shining his/her glory all around, s/he must confirm that all shepherds are wearing appropriate Personal Protective Equipment to account for the harmful effects of UVA, UVB and the overwhelming effects of Glory.

Following last year’s well-publicised case, everyone is advised that Equal Opportunities legislation prohibits any comment with regard to the redness of any part of Mr R Reindeer. Further to this, exclusion of Mr R Reindeer from reindeer games will be considered discriminatory and disciplinary action will be taken against those found guilty of this offence.

While it is acknowledged that gift bearing is a common practice in various parts of the world, particularly the Orient, everyone is reminded that the bearing of gifts is subject to Hospitality Guidelines and all gifts must be registered. This applies regardless of the individual, even royal personages. It is particularly noted that direct gifts of currency or gold are specifically precluded, while caution is advised regarding other common gifts such as aromatic resins that may evoke allergic reactions.

Finally, in the recent instance of the infant found tucked up in a manger without any crib for a bed, Social Services have been advised and will be arriving shortly.

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 7:53 am    Post subject: Re: Just in from XMAS Head Office Reply with quote

Golly gee Vince. The holidays are about good cheer. Up your beer ration mate and ignore all the idiots who want to sterilize life. Keep the fun in the season and Christ in Christmas. Play with the grand kids. I know that always gives my spirits a lift.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 3:53 pm    Post subject: Re: Just in from XMAS Head Office Reply with quote

Bureaucracy at its finest..

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 23, 2011 1:44 am    Post subject: Re: Just in from XMAS Head Office Reply with quote

The written sheet of Christmas 2011: Company Guidelines was a bit harsh to be used at "date roll"...but it was good to start the fire. Laughing Laughing

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 23, 2011 5:51 am    Post subject: Re: Just in from XMAS Head Office Reply with quote

I particully liked the mention of the dreaded SS!!
Thankyou for the chuckle.

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