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Parking officers funeral
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Vince
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 3:23 am    Post subject: Parking officers funeral Reply with quote

The Parking Officer's Funeral

As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Parking Officer's funeral a voice from inside screams:

"I'm not dead, I'm not dead! Let me out!!!"

The Vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and mutters:

"Too late pal, the paperwork’s already done"


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:42 am    Post subject: Re: Parking officers funeral Reply with quote

Someone beat yah to this joke 2 weeks ago..LOL. www.huntingnut.com/ind...pic&t=9208

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:47 am    Post subject: Re: Parking officers funeral Reply with quote

Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed

BUGGER

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