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PostPosted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 4:23 pm    Post subject: How to guide on relationships Reply with quote

How to treat a woman:

Wine her.
Dine her.
Call her.
Hold her.
Surprise her.
Compliment her.
Smile at her.
Listen to her.
Laugh with her.
Cry with her.
Romance her.
Encourage her.
Believe in her.
Pray with her.
Pray for her.
Cuddle with her.
Shop with her.
Give her jewelry.
Buy her flowers.
Hold her hand.
Write love letters to her.
Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.


How To Treat a Man:

Show up naked.
Bring chicken wings.

Don't block the TV Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 7:08 pm    Post subject: Re: How to guide on relationships Reply with quote

515034s10ring wrote:
Don't block the TV Very Happy

Depends with what.... !

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 7:25 pm    Post subject: Re: How to guide on relationships Reply with quote

Doesn't matter because when my fishing and hunting shows are on, i'll throw my drink to move her out of the way Mad

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 9:57 pm    Post subject: Re: How to guide on relationships Reply with quote

That's a waste of a good drink, but I guess as long as she goes and gets you another one right away it might be OK. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 10:58 pm    Post subject: Re: How to guide on relationships Reply with quote

Yup, that's the key Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 1:07 am    Post subject: Re: How to guide on relationships Reply with quote

We're so basic. Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 9:59 pm    Post subject: Re: How to guide on relationships Reply with quote

yotebuster wrote:
We're so basic. Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
YB

Hey ya YB.....you say that like its a bad thing.

Vince

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 9:59 pm    Post subject: Re: How to guide on relationships Reply with quote

yotebuster wrote:
We're so basic. Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
YB

Hey ya YB.....you say that like its a bad thing.

Vince

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