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dhc4ever Super Member
Joined: May 26, 2011 Posts: 2944 Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia
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Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 1:19 am Post subject: irish family |
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Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma..
After being in a coma for nearly six months, she woke up and saw that she was no longer pregnant.
Frantically she asked the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replied, “You had twins, a boy and a girl. The babies are fine. However they were poorly at birth and had to be
christened immediately, so your brother Paddy came in and named them.”
The woman thought to herself, ‘Oh suffering Jesus, no, not me brother. He's a fecking clueless idiot! ‘
Expecting the worst, she asked the doctor, “Well, what's my daughter's name?”
“Denise” said the doctor.
The new mother was somewhat relieved and thought to herself, ‘Wow, that's a really beautiful name. I guess I was wrong about my brother. I really like Denise.'
Then she asked, “What's the boy's name?”
The doctor replied “Denephew !"
_________________ Pete
Dont do anything you wont like explaining to the paramedics.............. |
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Tremblay Super Member
Joined: Oct 08, 2007 Posts: 2649 Location: Malta, Montana
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Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 9:56 pm Post subject: Re: irish family |
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THATS ANOTHER GOOD ONE
_________________ Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it. - Mark
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15715 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 11:24 pm Post subject: Re: irish family |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done) |
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9253 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 12:09 am Post subject: Re: irish family |
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very good. ta for the chuckle I needed a pick me up Ive been working with irish all day.
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