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Its all in the interpretation
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dhc4ever
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:25 pm    Post subject: Its all in the interpretation Reply with quote

My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took
it to the veterinarian.

The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both
ears, and the dog could then hear fine.

The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring,

she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in
the dog's ears once a month.

Andrea went to the store and bought some "Nair" hair remover.

At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms

don't use deodorant for a few days." Andrea said, "I'm not using it under my arms."

The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days."

Andrea replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."

The pharmacist says, "Well, stay off your bicycle for about a week."

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 12:23 am    Post subject: Re: Its all in the interpretation Reply with quote

funny but getting closer to the "family friendly line" maybe??

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 2:19 am    Post subject: Re: Its all in the interpretation Reply with quote

Maybe?



you worry me some times Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 2:48 am    Post subject: Re: Its all in the interpretation Reply with quote

nice pooch very well groomed

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 7:36 am    Post subject: Re: Its all in the interpretation Reply with quote

...and I bet he don't have no hair in his ears either. Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 10:46 am    Post subject: Re: Its all in the interpretation Reply with quote

WELL...Keep HIM off the bicycle too. Very Happy

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