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dhc4ever
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 3:22 pm    Post subject: Texting codes for seniors Reply with quote

Young people have theirs,
now Seniors have their own texting codes:

* ATD- At the Doctor's

* BFF - Best Friends Funeral

* BTW- Bring the Wheelchair

* BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

* CBM- Covered by Medicare

* CUATSC- See You at the Senior Center

* DWI- Driving While Incontinent

* FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

* GGPBL- Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

* GHA - Got Heartburn Again

* HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

* LMDO- Laughing My Dentures Out

* LOL- Living on Lipitor

* OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas

* TOT- Texting on Toilet

* WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?


Hope these help. GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 1:25 am    Post subject: Re: Texting codes for seniors Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 10:23 pm    Post subject: Re: Texting codes for seniors Reply with quote

Now these are good!

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2013 2:28 pm    Post subject: Re: Texting codes for seniors Reply with quote

omsgwm- Oh My! Sorry Gas well mostly
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2013 5:16 pm    Post subject: Re: Texting codes for seniors Reply with quote

Don't understand...Don't text either.

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