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Sweet Little Poem
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Vince
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 2:02 am    Post subject: Sweet Little Poem Reply with quote

A fart is a pleasant thing...
It gives the belly ease...
It warms the bed in winter...
And suffocates the fleas.

A fart can be quiet...
A fart can be loud...
Some leave a powerful...
Poisonous cloud

A fart can be short...
Or a fart can be long...
Some farts have been known...
To sound like a song.....

A fart can create...
A most curious medley...
A fart can be harmless...
Or silent...and deadly.

A fart might not smell...
While others are vile...
A fart may pass quickly...
Or linger a while...

A fart can occur...
In a number of places...
And leave everyone there...
With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairie...
To a small elevator...
A fart will find all of us
sooner or later.

But farts are all bad...
Is simply not true...
We must never forget...
Sweet old farts like you!


Kinda brings a tear to your eye...right? Very Happy Very Happy Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 2:35 am    Post subject: Re: Sweet Little Poem Reply with quote

not to mention a twitch to the nose!!!!
good one mate.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 8:06 am    Post subject: Re: Sweet Little Poem Reply with quote

When i was in high school a friend of mine told me he shared a bedroom with his grandmother, they had bunk-beds (she on the bottom of course) and she would play tunes with her farts. They were Papago Indians, same as me although we don't call ourselves Papago (which is a Mexican derivation of our people, meaning bean eaters).


cute one Vinnie
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 9:39 am    Post subject: Re: Sweet Little Poem Reply with quote

Beans? Did someone mention beans? The musical fruit...?

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 9:55 am    Post subject: Re: Sweet Little Poem Reply with quote

The more we eat----

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