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Vince
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 11:23 pm    Post subject: Help given... Reply with quote
Finding a woman sobbing after she had locked her keys in her car,a passing soldier assures her that he can help.

She looks on amazed as he removes his trousers...rolls them into a tight ball and rubs them against the car door.

Magically it opens.......

"That's so clever,” the woman gasps. "How did you do it ?"

"Easy," replies the man.
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"These are my khakis".

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"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 11:54 pm    Post subject: Re: Help given... Reply with quote
oh lord, he's at it again......

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 13, 2013 12:33 am    Post subject: Re: Help given... Reply with quote
Cyclops Cyclops Bang Head Smash Faint

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Vince
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 13, 2013 3:18 am    Post subject: Re: Help given... Reply with quote
dhc4ever wrote:
oh lord, he's at it again......

Razz Razz Razz
Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha

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Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
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Suzanne
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 13, 2013 7:38 am    Post subject: Re: Help given... Reply with quote
I'm with Geland on this one


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Bushmaster
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 13, 2013 9:30 am    Post subject: Re: Help given... Reply with quote
It's obvious that the soldier is from Massachusetts.

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DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote...
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 13, 2013 12:33 pm    Post subject: Re: Help given... Reply with quote
This one ranks up there with the bacon tree Vince Laughing

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Ominivision1
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 13, 2013 2:34 pm    Post subject: Re: Help given... Reply with quote
As charlie Brown used to say, "Good Grief" Faint

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Elvis
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 13, 2013 11:38 pm    Post subject: Re: Help given... Reply with quote
your crown is safe.

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 6:58 am    Post subject: Re: Help given... Reply with quote
Ahhh...how much happier can a man get. Very Happy Very Happy Laughing Laughing Party Cheers

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Illegitimi non carborundum
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