Singles Advert

Vince · Posted: Tue May 06, 2014 6:18 am Post subject: Singles Advert

This has to be one of the best 'singles' ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in the Bendigo Advertiser.

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your Ute, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire, going to the pub. Candlelit dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me....

Call 0354 43 1111 and ask for Lucy - I'll be waiting.....

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Over 150 men telephoned and found themselves talking
to the RSPCA office in Bendigo!

Tremblay · Posted: Tue May 06, 2014 7:30 am Post subject: Re: Singles Advert

Did you call.??????

Ominivision1 · Posted: Tue May 06, 2014 12:33 pm Post subject: Re: Singles Advert

Tremblay wrote:

Did you call.??????

Elvis · Posted: Tue May 06, 2014 12:50 pm Post subject: Re: Singles Advert

wow that is plurry cleaver..bet the dog found a home quick smart.

gelandangan · Posted: Tue May 06, 2014 1:59 pm Post subject: Re: Singles Advert

If he did not call, he certainly took notice enough to read the ad Smile

Yes very clever ad.

slimjim · Posted: Tue May 06, 2014 2:12 pm Post subject: Re: Singles Advert

Vince, you've gone NORDO! What is the answer to Tremblay's question, mate?

Vince · Posted: Tue May 06, 2014 3:36 pm Post subject: Re: Singles Advert

Tremblay wrote:

Did you call.??????

Nah...didn't call mate...I'm already married, and anyway, Bendigo is too far from me...it's a two day drive.

Lucy looks like she would be worth the drive though.

Elvis · Posted: Tue May 06, 2014 3:51 pm Post subject: Re: Singles Advert

so your a sucker for puppy dog eyes too aye Mate Very Happy

Gil Martin · Posted: Tue May 06, 2014 3:53 pm Post subject: Re: Singles Advert

My dog Amy wants to call. All the best...
Gil

Vince · Posted: Tue May 06, 2014 5:04 pm Post subject: Re: Singles Advert

Yeah...must admit, a nice looking pup is a sight to behold. I nearly said "bitch" but then I'd be in trouble I fink.

dhc4ever · Posted: Wed May 07, 2014 12:59 am Post subject: Re: Singles Advert

Nope no trouble with that name with that photo.
If on the other hand you used that name and Suz in the same sentence, there would be no saving you..............

44marty · Posted: Wed May 07, 2014 2:58 am Post subject: Re: Singles Advert

Thanks, Vince . . . . I'm in love . . . . Is that the real number??? Has she got any sisters???

Wow - talk about a mail order bride !!!

Vince · Posted: Wed May 07, 2014 3:03 am Post subject: Re: Singles Advert

No shortage of black labs out here Marty, in fact my daughter bought a lovely girl about 6 or 8 months ago.

RePete · Posted: Wed May 07, 2014 3:59 am Post subject: Re: Singles Advert

Tremblay wrote:

Did you call.??????

How do you think he found out! ROFL

Bushmaster · Posted: Wed May 07, 2014 8:21 am Post subject: Re: Singles Advert

dhc4ever...You may want to check in with Vince to insure the ladder is up.