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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9253 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2016 1:20 am Post subject: statues |
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Two statues in a park, one of a nude man, one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and with a single gesture brings the two to life.
The angel tells them; “As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you’ve wished to do the most”
He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery.
The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two return out of breath and laughing.
The angel tells them: “Um, you have fifteen minutes left, would you care to do it again?”
He asks her, “Shall We?” She eagerly replies: “Oh, yes, let’s! But let’s change positions, this time, I’ll hold the pigeon down, and you poop on its head”
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11391 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2016 8:07 am Post subject: Re: statues |
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You sure you 're not Vince and using Elvis' name to hide your shame?
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15714 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2016 9:53 pm Post subject: Re: statues |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
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dhc4ever Super Member
Joined: May 26, 2011 Posts: 2944 Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia
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Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2016 1:59 am Post subject: Re: statues |
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Who do you think is russling the bushes?
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Tremblay Super Member
Joined: Oct 08, 2007 Posts: 2648 Location: Malta, Montana
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Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2016 8:12 am Post subject: Re: statues |
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dhc4ever wrote: |
Who do you think is russling the bushes? |
Well it was their first dump so it probably was an earth shaking experience for them
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15714 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2016 4:54 pm Post subject: Re: statues |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done)
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9253 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2016 12:24 am Post subject: Re: statues |
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_________________ You shot it You pluck it !
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gelandangan Super Member
Joined: May 07, 2006 Posts: 6397 Location: Sydney Australia
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2016 3:08 pm Post subject: Re: statues |
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