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pete4d Super Member
Joined: Nov 27, 2011 Posts: 957 Location: Dixie , Alabama , & Louisiana
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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2019 10:02 pm Post subject: Never Ever Believe an Irishman |
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Never Ever Believe an Irishman
An Irishman was drinking in a bar in London when he gets a call on his phone.
He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces his wife has
just produced a typical Irish baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the man just shrugs, "That's about average up our way, folks... like I said, my boy's a typical County Clare baby boy."
Two weeks later the man returns to the bar.
The bartender says, "Say, aren't you the father of that typical Irish baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth? Everybody's been making' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks .... so how much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."
The bartender is puzzled and concerned. "What happened? You said he
was 25 pounds the day he was born."
The father takes a slow swig of his Jameson Irish Whisky, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had him circumcised."
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9256 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2019 5:44 pm Post subject: Re: Never Ever Believe an Irishman |
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only did the operation as needed a new fan belt for his truck.......
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Tremblay Super Member
Joined: Oct 08, 2007 Posts: 2650 Location: Malta, Montana
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2019 10:39 am Post subject: Re: Never Ever Believe an Irishman |
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Elvis wrote: |
only did the operation as needed a new fan belt for his truck....... |
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slimjim Super Member
Joined: May 16, 2009 Posts: 8314 Location: Fort Worth TX
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Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2019 6:47 am Post subject: Re: Never Ever Believe an Irishman |
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Elvis wrote: |
only did the operation as needed a new fan belt for his truck....... |
ouch! That has to leave a mental scar!
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pete4d Super Member
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