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Tremblay Super Member
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2019 11:37 pm Post subject: treadmill |
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9239 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2019 2:34 am Post subject: Re: treadmill |
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its pretty hard to avoid one if you are wearing overalls/boiler suit too...I have learnt if you put your arm out window and let air blow up your sleave it does help remove it quickly however.
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slimjim Super Member
Joined: May 16, 2009 Posts: 8314 Location: Fort Worth TX
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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2019 5:43 pm Post subject: Re: treadmill |
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oooow .. that brings back memories ....
I was once on an airplane in the middle seat trying to sleep. I was able to silently relieve some pressure. It was very difficult to keep from twitching my nose as the aroma permeated the cabin. I had all I could do not to laugh when the intoxicated guy behind me roared, "boy, is that a good one! Wow! its just not going away!" I figured the golden rule applied - he who smelt it dealt it.
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slimjim Super Member
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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2019 5:47 pm Post subject: Re: treadmill |
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oh, oh! Then the time I was riding a crowded elevator with a buddy. He quickly fit a button for the next floor and said follow me. As the doors closed, we turned and watched as everyone's nose wrinkled up! We were laughing pretty hard. We took the stairs the rest of the way.
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slimjim Super Member
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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2019 5:51 pm Post subject: Re: treadmill |
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OH, OH! I was in a three man room in college. After lights out, my buddy who was the stroke on the rowing team (big guy) would hold it. Then one of us would let one rip, the other would answer, and we would toot back and forth until the last man won. The 3rd roommate would walk out in discussed.
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slimjim Super Member
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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2019 5:52 pm Post subject: Re: treadmill |
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Oooops. My reputation is ruined, isn't it?
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Vince Site Admin
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slimjim Super Member
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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2019 9:17 pm Post subject: Re: treadmill |
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Vince wrote: |
Another nasty (but funny at the same time) one is to drop a couple on a travelator/moving walkway and carefully watch the “ambush” happen. |
LOL!!!
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tikkat3 Super Member
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Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2019 12:00 am Post subject: Re: treadmill |
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Or turn to the wife and say "Oh Ann"
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RePete Super Member
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Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2019 4:24 am Post subject: Re: treadmill |
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Or, ask what was the question?
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slimjim Super Member
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Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2019 5:31 am Post subject: Re: treadmill |
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or this one ... I was riding with a friend back to college one cold winter day having a nice conversation. He suddenly stopped in mid-sentence and powered all the windows down. Then he turned back to me and said "you are about to thank me".
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slimjim Super Member
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Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2019 5:31 am Post subject: Re: treadmill |
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We were in a Datzun 240Z
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Vince Site Admin
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Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2019 8:42 pm Post subject: Re: treadmill |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
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dhc4ever Super Member
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2019 3:45 am Post subject: Re: treadmill |
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240z's had powered windows?.
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