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PostPosted: Mon Dec 02, 2019 7:28 am    Post subject: Re: Listen Reply with quote

Pumpkinslinger wrote:
The problem is... Do you do what they SAY or do you do what they MEAN???

A question for the ages.

You're damned if you do and damned if you do! A double whamy.

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Stercus Accidit = Sh*t Happens in Latin.

Nice try = You Suck spelled different.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 02, 2019 6:55 pm    Post subject: Re: Listen Reply with quote

DOES my bum look big in these?????

that is the question from the ages...... and its a VERY brave man who will answer it
damned if you do...damned if you dont...damned if you tell truth and damned again if you tell fib.

reaching over and giving said bum a grab and a rub and the reply "it sure looks and feels sexy" is one way out of trouble...or into trouble of the good kind.
or she will quickly change the subject and you off the hook....

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