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PostPosted: Sun May 10, 2020 5:24 pm    Post subject: Longest Nerve Reply with quote

Longest Nerve In The Body

Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the anus?

It's called the Anal Optic Nerve, and it is responsible for giving people a sh1tty outlook on life.

If you don't believe it, pull a hair from your butt Shocked and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eyes. Crying or Very sad


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PostPosted: Sun May 10, 2020 8:55 pm    Post subject: Re: Longest Nerve Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Sun May 10, 2020 10:48 pm    Post subject: Re: Longest Nerve Reply with quote

trust you Vince...most people pull a rabbit from thier hat...but you pull a hair from your bum!!!!

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PostPosted: Mon May 11, 2020 9:25 am    Post subject: Re: Longest Nerve Reply with quote

He finished that hammer and now he's bored again. I'm surprised he isn't counting the hairs on his butt (bum).

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PostPosted: Mon May 11, 2020 3:32 pm    Post subject: Re: Longest Nerve Reply with quote

I don't remember everything I learned in biology but the longest nerve is the
sciatic nerve which begins in the lower part of the spinal area and runs through the hip joint and down the lower limb to the foot near the heal.
I'm sure the nerve Vince is talking about is the most important nerve in male humans. It connects the eye to the male member. Which is why we get excited when we see ... well you know.

Vince's joke was better than mine.

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PostPosted: Mon May 11, 2020 3:58 pm    Post subject: Re: Longest Nerve Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
He finished that hammer and now he's bored again. I'm surprised he isn't counting the hairs on his butt (bum).

Haha Haha Haha Haha

Finished the hammer mate, but looking at other parts that need a refurb now.

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PostPosted: Mon May 11, 2020 6:04 pm    Post subject: Re: Longest Nerve Reply with quote

Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Tue May 12, 2020 2:05 pm    Post subject: Re: Longest Nerve Reply with quote

gelandangan wrote:
. Rolling Eyes
Meanwhile in Sydney........

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PostPosted: Wed May 13, 2020 6:56 pm    Post subject: Re: Longest Nerve Reply with quote

Scratch ¿ Cheers Haha Cheers

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