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PostPosted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:11 am    Post subject: No moe Hilbillies Reply with quote

Just keeping you posted so you will not embarrass yourself.

Due to the climate of political correctness now in America
those of you from Arkansas, Missouri & Eastern Oklahoma will no longer be referred to as
"HILLBILLIES."

You must now refer to them as: OZARK-AMERICANS.
Thank you!
Now if you'll excuse me, I got possums to fry.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:18 am    Post subject: Re: No moe Hilbillies Reply with quote

Hummmmm....Moved all the way out here just to be a hillbilly and now you say I can't be one. Not fair... wtf

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:37 am    Post subject: Re: No moe Hilbillies Reply with quote

Bushmaster, thats funny! ROFL

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:41 am    Post subject: Re: No moe Hilbillies Reply with quote

Yep thought of Bushy right off when I first read this. Up side is you are not a citizen of the USRC (Un-united Socilist Republic of CA) any longer. A moment of silence please, in respect for the departed ..... Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:47 am    Post subject: Re: No moe Hilbillies Reply with quote

Never was a citizen of the USSR of C. They wouldn't have me for one. Said I was to conservative for them. Even promised to buy me a bus ticket if I'd leave and take all my california "illegal" guns with me.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:07 pm    Post subject: Re: No moe Hilbillies Reply with quote

UPS...... Pardon Bushy, Resident, departed.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 3:03 pm    Post subject: Re: No moe Hilbillies Reply with quote

Ozark Americans - I love it! Does that mean folks from eastern Tennessee and western NC can be called "Smoky Americans"? HAHAHA...
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 9:25 pm    Post subject: Re: No moe Hilbillies Reply with quote

OK I'm bored and roaming through the postings
In California I'm called a conservative in Texas I was a libral

to me I eat meat, have guns, listen to country, talk like I'm from the south (you know there's an R in Washington) and want to declare myself an indepented nation

But since I grow up in the valley I'm a flatlander, and since were' changing names of things I'm a displaced unidentifiable California who hopes no one holds it against me, it's not my falt, my parents moved me here

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 9:42 pm    Post subject: Re: No moe Hilbillies Reply with quote

Welcome to the forums rdncktink Howdy

So your Fireball's daughter based on your signature line neat. Smile

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 10:22 pm    Post subject: Re: No moe Hilbillies Reply with quote

Yup I'm the baby, some how he talked me into joining. I was bored to death since I don't have to correct any papers for my students. So far it has been a great laugh and I'll search the rest of the site later

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:28 pm    Post subject: Re: No moe Hilbillies Reply with quote

rdncktink wrote:


to me I eat meat, have guns, listen to country, talk like I'm from the south (you know there's an R in Washington) and want to declare myself an indepented nation


I generally declare myself an independant nation about 3 times a year and no one ever pays any attention. Maybe 1895 and I can seperate from the rest of the country....

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:33 pm    Post subject: Re: No moe Hilbillies Reply with quote

In my travels while in the US Navy I ran across an island in the middle of the Pacific. I'm sure the U.S. will part with it cheap. It's not very big, but it isn't going anywhere. You and 1895zz could fit in there real nice...No trees, no grass, no wild life (except you two). It's a great big ROCK right in the middle of the ocean...Tropical too...

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:43 pm    Post subject: Re: No moe Hilbillies Reply with quote

Hey!!! No wildlife??? not a chance....gotta hunt. Not that I think you're trying to get rid of us or anything Bushy

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 2:20 pm    Post subject: Re: No moe Hilbillies Reply with quote

You can always hunt each other (hide-and-go-seek)...

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 2:40 pm    Post subject: Re: No moe Hilbillies Reply with quote

I don't know if I like this island. No women, no wildlife...... hmm not a chance. You better find a better island for us. Very Happy

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