Marketing stuff

gelandangan · Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 7:58 pm Post subject: Marketing stuff

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:"I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing.

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says:" He's very rich. Marry him." - That's Advertising.

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say:" Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." - That's Telemarketing.

4. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door of the car for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:" By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" - That's Public Relations.

5. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:" You are very rich! Can you marry me?" - That's Brand Recognition.

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:" I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - That's Customer Feedback.

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:" I'm very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - That's Demand and Supply Gap.

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her:" I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him. - That's competition eating into your market share.

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say:" I'm rich. Marry me!" your wife arrives. - That's restriction for entering new markets.

4rum · Member Joined: Jan 06, 2007 Posts: 211

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. She is obviously very, very wealthy, beautiful to distraction. Hooters to die for. She walks up to you and asks you to marry her... an' that's where I wake up ever durn time!!!

1895ss · Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 8:32 pm Post subject: Re: Marketing stuff

gelandangan wrote:

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say:" I'm rich. Marry me!" your wife arrives. - That's restriction for entering new markets.

Nope ....... that's "suicide"................ Shocked

Dimitri · Super Member Joined: Nov 25, 2005 Posts: 5946

This is funny. Very Happy

Got to admit I use a slightly better line when picking up a girl then "I'm rich will you marry me". Seeing as that might give me headaghs in the future. Very Happy

And that my friends is called "planning for future gains with less market loss". Very Happy

Dimitri

1895ss · Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 10:16 pm Post subject: Re: Marketing stuff

Dimitri wrote:

This is funny. Very Happy

Got to admit I use a slightly better line when picking up a girl then "I'm rich will you marry me". Seeing as that might give me headaghs in the future. Very Happy

Dimitri

Care to tell us what good lines you young fellers use now a days.......? Very Happy

Dimitri · Super Member Joined: Nov 25, 2005 Posts: 5946

Many "young fellers" use really stupid lines nowadays from what I've seen. Confused

As for what lines I use it depends on the girl and what I feel like saying at the time. No 2 girls will respond to the same pick up line the same way, so you need to match the pick up line to the girl. Cool

Dimitri

Bushmaster · Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:29 am Post subject: Re: Marketing stuff

"Hi...I'm going to college and will be rich some day. Will you marry me?" That's investing in futures. Right Big "D"??

SwampFox · Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:37 am Post subject: Re: Marketing stuff

Then you have the real truth for about 98% of us; Been off the market for so long I have no market share, what I do have is a "restriction of free trade." Very Happy

Ed

Bushmaster · Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:54 am Post subject: Re: Marketing stuff

What?? Swampfox...Wife a little selfish? Doesn't want to share?. No sense of humor? Sounds more like "limited consumer market" if you ask me...But you didn't. Then again that may be "consumer protection"...

Dimitri · Super Member Joined: Nov 25, 2005 Posts: 5946

Bushmaster wrote:

"Hi...I'm going to college and will be rich some day. Will you marry me?" That's investing in futures. Right Big "D"??

Nope that wont work, I ment investing as taking my time to pick out the right girl. Perferably one that is my type and wont mind me spending money on my hobbies. Laughing

There are 3 billion women in the world, if I married every girl I met like this marketing stratagy suggests, I'd be the poorest man in the world even if I was the richest man in the world to start with. Very Happy

Dimitri

tracker · Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 1:31 pm Post subject: Re: Marketing stuff

and so few young women these days seem interested in helping you pack quarters of moose out of the bush, you really have to be selective Dimitri

Dimitri · Super Member Joined: Nov 25, 2005 Posts: 5946

Tracker,

Helping with the packing of the meat out of the bush ?? Shocked

Heck with most girls I know in my age group I'd be happy if I didn't have to hear a "fishing or hunting is SO bad" speech everytime I mentioned it then getting stuck and proving that hunting and fishing is probably better then buying your meat from a store. Other girls don't mind it, still really havnt met one that wanted to go hunting though nevermind doing part of the work. Very Happy

Dimitri

tracker · Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 12:34 pm Post subject: Re: Marketing stuff

I know what you're saying Dimitri, last time I heard that speech ("you actually kill animals?" wtf

) I asked the young woman giving it if she thought all those steers that McD's and BK bought committed suicide so she could eat. Very Happy

Bushmaster · Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 1:22 pm Post subject: Re: Marketing stuff

Suicide?? They don't?? Well I'll be damned...

Dimitri · Super Member Joined: Nov 25, 2005 Posts: 5946

Tracker,

Some girls are not anti's and others are simply undecided till the right guy they like and respect his opinion comes along and explains them the "meaning of life" Wink

Meaning of life -> All animals and plants are put on the Earth to be eaten. Even the posionous ones. And us humans just happen to be at the top at the totem pole. Be it by evolution that we became smarter or if the girl is religous mention God created the world for man to use we are at the top so ether way its our "duty" to eat and control animal populations. Very Happy

Dimitri