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Perks of being over 60
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 8:30 pm    Post subject: Perks of being over 60 Reply with quote

PERKS OF BEING OVER 60

If you are not over 60, this is what you have to look forward to.


1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.

4. People call at 9 PM and ask, " Did I wake you ???? "

5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

7. Things you buy now won't wear out.

8. You can eat dinner at 4 PM.

9. You can probably live without sex but not without your glasses.

10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

11. You no longer think of speed limits as challenge.

12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.

13. You sing along with elevator music.

14. Your eyes won't get much worse.

15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

18 Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

19. You can't remember who sent you this list......

Shocked Shocked Shocked Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 10:51 pm    Post subject: Re: Perks of being over 60 Reply with quote

Hey ya mate....how are you?

Whats this OVER 60 bit.....damn, I'm like that now and I'm not quite 55 yet. Very Happy Laughing

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 12:54 am    Post subject: Re: Perks of being over 60 Reply with quote

I'm 56 and it sounds a lot like me too......

what was it we were talkin' about? oh! Fishin' yep I'm gonna try this new place - if I can find it again.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 5:49 am    Post subject: Re: Perks of being over 60 Reply with quote

Old? How old am I? Oh yeah...I remember...54...Yeah...That's it...

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 10:15 am    Post subject: Re: Perks of being over 60 Reply with quote

thanks for a good checklist to have when I get closer to that decade

Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 1:30 pm    Post subject: Re: Perks of being over 60 Reply with quote

Will you youngun's stop bickering.
Another good thing is, that the recoil does't rattle your teeth any more, because you forgot they are still in the glass of water at home!!!!

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 3:53 pm    Post subject: Re: Perks of being over 60 Reply with quote

Guess its gonna happen someday. -- tr

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 4:42 pm    Post subject: Re: Perks of being over 60 Reply with quote

PaulS you and I are the same age and I know what you mean........... Very Happy
Bushy your memory is failing you, you're 64. See there's that over 60 thing....... Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 5:47 pm    Post subject: Re: Perks of being over 60 Reply with quote

Hey, guys, I am closer to 70 and I can still remember ma telling me "You would forget your head if it was not fastened on" when I was in my teens!! I think.......

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 6:04 pm    Post subject: Re: Perks of being over 60 Reply with quote

41 years to go and counting. Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 7:02 pm    Post subject: Re: Perks of being over 60 Reply with quote

nothin' wrong with dirt, it's everywhere. almost there myself. 1.5 yrs to go. alright! Laughing Dave

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 8:41 pm    Post subject: Re: Perks of being over 60 Reply with quote

PaulS the new fishing place would be new everytime.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 8:43 pm    Post subject: Re: Perks of being over 60 Reply with quote

added bonus for the 60+ group .... you can hide your own Easter Eggs.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 6:19 am    Post subject: Re: Perks of being over 60 Reply with quote

Here is a very bad manored question, but I'm good for them...

keetoowah...Do women give up their age?

What the heck...Everyone else is curious too. I'm at that age where I don't mind the consiquences and ask...

64?? Did I forget again 1895ss? He's older then me, he should know. Very Happy Besides...I thought you went to work. What happened? Here we said our "good-bys" and you're still here... Confused

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 1:17 pm    Post subject: Re: Perks of being over 60 Reply with quote

Bushmaster

Old enough for Tracker to be interestd, & young enough to keep him chasing Very Happy

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