HuntingNut
HuntingNut
   Login or Register
HomeCommunity ForumsPhoto AlbumsRegister
     
 

User Info

Welcome Anonymous


Membership:
Latest: IPutMoInYoA
New Today: 0
New Yesterday: 0
Overall: 13131

People Online:
Members: 0
Visitors: 313
BOT: 2
Total: 315
Who Is Where:
 Visitors:
01: Forums
02: Your Account
03: Photo Albums
04: Forums
05: Forums
06: Forums
07: Forums
08: Forums
09: Forums
10: Forums
11: Home
12: Forums
13: Forums
14: Home
15: Forums
16: Forums
17: Forums
18: Forums
19: Your Account
20: Forums
21: Home
22: Your Account
23: Forums
24: Home
25: Photo Albums
26: Home
27: Photo Albums
28: Forums
29: Home
30: Forums
31: Forums
32: Forums
33: Home
34: Forums
35: Statistics
36: Forums
37: Forums
38: Photo Albums
39: Forums
40: Forums
41: Forums
42: Home
43: Photo Albums
44: Forums
45: Forums
46: Home
47: Forums
48: Forums
49: Home
50: Home
51: Forums
52: Forums
53: Forums
54: Forums
55: Home
56: Your Account
57: Home
58: Home
59: Forums
60: Photo Albums
61: Forums
62: Forums
63: Home
64: Forums
65: Forums
66: Forums
67: Home
68: Forums
69: Your Account
70: Forums
71: Forums
72: Photo Albums
73: Home
74: Your Account
75: Home
76: Home
77: Forums
78: Forums
79: Forums
80: Forums
81: Forums
82: Home
83: Home
84: Forums
85: Forums
86: Forums
87: Forums
88: Home
89: Photo Albums
90: Home
91: Home
92: Forums
93: Forums
94: Forums
95: Home
96: Home
97: Your Account
98: Forums
99: Forums
100: Your Account
101: Forums
102: Forums
103: Home
104: Forums
105: Home
106: Forums
107: Forums
108: Forums
109: Home
110: Home
111: Home
112: Your Account
113: Forums
114: Forums
115: Home
116: Forums
117: Forums
118: Photo Albums
119: Your Account
120: Forums
121: Forums
122: Forums
123: Forums
124: Forums
125: Home
126: Your Account
127: Forums
128: Photo Albums
129: Your Account
130: Forums
131: Forums
132: Forums
133: Forums
134: Home
135: Forums
136: Home
137: Forums
138: Photo Albums
139: Forums
140: Forums
141: Home
142: Forums
143: Forums
144: Home
145: Forums
146: Forums
147: Forums
148: Home
149: Home
150: Forums
151: Home
152: Forums
153: Photo Albums
154: Home
155: Photo Albums
156: Forums
157: Forums
158: Forums
159: Forums
160: Photo Albums
161: Forums
162: Your Account
163: Home
164: Forums
165: Your Account
166: Your Account
167: Your Account
168: Forums
169: Home
170: Forums
171: Your Account
172: Home
173: Forums
174: Home
175: Your Account
176: Home
177: Your Account
178: Your Account
179: Forums
180: Forums
181: Forums
182: Forums
183: Photo Albums
184: Forums
185: Forums
186: Forums
187: Forums
188: Forums
189: Forums
190: Photo Albums
191: Forums
192: Forums
193: Home
194: Home
195: Forums
196: Forums
197: Home
198: Forums
199: Your Account
200: Your Account
201: Forums
202: Forums
203: Forums
204: Photo Albums
205: Forums
206: Your Account
207: Forums
208: Home
209: Your Account
210: Forums
211: Forums
212: Forums
213: Home
214: Home
215: Your Account
216: Your Account
217: Forums
218: Your Account
219: Forums
220: Your Account
221: Your Account
222: Forums
223: Forums
224: Your Account
225: Forums
226: Photo Albums
227: Home
228: Home
229: Forums
230: Forums
231: Forums
232: Forums
233: Forums
234: Photo Albums
235: Your Account
236: Forums
237: Forums
238: Forums
239: Forums
240: Forums
241: Forums
242: Forums
243: Home
244: Home
245: Forums
246: Forums
247: Home
248: Your Account
249: Your Account
250: Forums
251: Home
252: Forums
253: Forums
254: Forums
255: Forums
256: Forums
257: Your Account
258: Your Account
259: Home
260: Home
261: Forums
262: Home
263: Forums
264: Home
265: Forums
266: Forums
267: Forums
268: Forums
269: Forums
270: Forums
271: Forums
272: Home
273: Your Account
274: Forums
275: Forums
276: Forums
277: Your Account
278: Home
279: Forums
280: Forums
281: Photo Albums
282: Your Account
283: Home
284: Home
285: Home
286: Forums
287: Forums
288: Home
289: Your Account
290: Forums
291: Forums
292: Your Account
293: Forums
294: Forums
295: Your Account
296: Forums
297: Home
298: Home
299: Home
300: Photo Albums
301: Photo Albums
302: Forums
303: Home
304: Home
305: Home
306: Forums
307: Forums
308: Forums
309: Your Account
310: Forums
311: Your Account
312: Forums
313: Forums
  BOT:
01: Forums
02: Home

Staff Online:

No staff members are online!
 

Coppermine Stats
Photo Albums
 Albums: 308
 Pictures: 2452
  · Views: 824587
  · Votes: 1316
  · Comments: 86
 

Police Warning
Jokes, funny stories and general humor
Post new topic   Reply to topic   Printer Friendly Page    Forum Index » Jokes & Humor

View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message
gelandangan
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: May 07, 2006
Posts: 6398
Location: Sydney Australia

PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 4:40 pm    Post subject: Police Warning Reply with quote

This is serious guys,.. especially to young Dimintri Very Happy Very Happy

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs, to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer" to target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, in cans, from taps, and in large "kegs."

Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific-looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking Beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life savings, in a familiar scam known as "A Relationship." It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "Marriage." Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please forward this warning to every male you know. (And women with a sense of humor!) If you fall victim to this insidious Beer and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys.

For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the yellow pages.

_________________
A straight line is the shortest distance between two points.
A smile is the shortest distance between two people.

Do - Not try!


gelandangan.weebly.com/
Back to top
View user's profile Visit poster's website
Dimitri
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Nov 25, 2005
Posts: 5946

PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 4:48 pm    Post subject: Re: Police Warning Reply with quote

I can hold my beer pretty well. Laughing

Dimitri

_________________
A thousand hills, but no birds in flight, ten thousand paths, with no people's tracks. A lonely boat, a straw-hatted old man, fishing alone in the cold river snow.
Back to top
View user's profile Photo Gallery
tracker
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Nov 08, 2006
Posts: 1175
Location: Manitoba, Canada

PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 10:00 am    Post subject: Re: Police Warning Reply with quote

My God, what an insidious plot! Thanks for the headsup Gelandangan, Dimitri, hold your beer as you might...You just be careful out there!! Very Happy Very Happy

_________________
"If God hadn't meant for man to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat!"
Back to top
View user's profile
Bushmaster
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Jun 12, 2005
Posts: 11393
Location: Ava, Missouri

PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 12:20 pm    Post subject: Re: Police Warning Reply with quote

Think I'll have a few at home so when I get to the bar I'll already have a head start. That way the girls won't have to spend as much money...

_________________
I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...

DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote...
Back to top
View user's profile
tracker
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Nov 08, 2006
Posts: 1175
Location: Manitoba, Canada

PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 12:22 pm    Post subject: Re: Police Warning Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
Think I'll have a few at home so when I get to the bar I'll already have a head start. That way the girls won't have to spend as much money...

that's Bushmaster, always the considerate one, thinking of others like that

_________________
"If God hadn't meant for man to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat!"
Back to top
View user's profile
Bushmaster
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Jun 12, 2005
Posts: 11393
Location: Ava, Missouri

PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 12:42 pm    Post subject: Re: Police Warning Reply with quote

I was thinking more of myself then them...I want to have some control over the situation...I hate waking up the next morning with the wrong fur piece in my face... Very Happy

_________________
I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...

DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote...
Back to top
View user's profile
tracker
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Nov 08, 2006
Posts: 1175
Location: Manitoba, Canada

PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 1:08 pm    Post subject: Re: Police Warning Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
I was thinking more of myself then them...I want to have some control over the situation...I hate waking up the next morning with the wrong fur piece in my face... Very Happy

you forgot to add....again.. Haha Haha Faint Haha Haha

_________________
"If God hadn't meant for man to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat!"
Back to top
View user's profile
Dimitri
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Nov 25, 2005
Posts: 5946

PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 2:05 pm    Post subject: Re: Police Warning Reply with quote

Since most locations that serve beer will not give you the cap of the bottle a easy way to count the number of drinks you've had is to put tooth picks in your pocket, one each time you get a drink.

That way if your been served them and you are not paying for them you still have a way to keep tabs on the amount of drinks you have had.

If your mixing beer with hard stuff then add 2 toothpicks for each hard drink to compensate for the fact mixing the drinks will make you drunker faster. Laughing

Dimitri

_________________
A thousand hills, but no birds in flight, ten thousand paths, with no people's tracks. A lonely boat, a straw-hatted old man, fishing alone in the cold river snow.
Back to top
View user's profile Photo Gallery
Bushmaster
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Jun 12, 2005
Posts: 11393
Location: Ava, Missouri

PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 2:41 pm    Post subject: Re: Police Warning Reply with quote

Dimitri must be a god...He can remember to collect tooth picks for each drink. Even after 4 or 5 drinks. I count by noting if the glass or the beer bottle is full or empty or not...That's one...Or was that two? No...That's one...Quick...Where are the tooth picks??

_________________
I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...

DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote...
Back to top
View user's profile
Dimitri
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Nov 25, 2005
Posts: 5946

PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 2:45 pm    Post subject: Re: Police Warning Reply with quote

Bushmaster,

No not god just I stop drinking once I feel the buzz (After 7 or so drinks, remember I'm a pretty big guy and I generally eat while I drink so that helps). Smile

By the way I'm enjoying a glass of 12 year old whiskey as I type this, with a bowl of pork and beans. Smile

Today sucks. Sad

Dimitri

_________________
A thousand hills, but no birds in flight, ten thousand paths, with no people's tracks. A lonely boat, a straw-hatted old man, fishing alone in the cold river snow.
Back to top
View user's profile Photo Gallery
Bushmaster
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Jun 12, 2005
Posts: 11393
Location: Ava, Missouri

PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 2:46 pm    Post subject: Re: Police Warning Reply with quote

Drinking 12 year old Scotch and today sucks??? I'll trade ya...

_________________
I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...

DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote...
Back to top
View user's profile
Dimitri
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Nov 25, 2005
Posts: 5946

PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 2:47 pm    Post subject: Re: Police Warning Reply with quote

Bushmaster,

Its 12 year old Canadian Club, today sucks because I just found out my grandmother died. Sad

Dimitri

_________________
A thousand hills, but no birds in flight, ten thousand paths, with no people's tracks. A lonely boat, a straw-hatted old man, fishing alone in the cold river snow.
Back to top
View user's profile Photo Gallery
Bushmaster
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Jun 12, 2005
Posts: 11393
Location: Ava, Missouri

PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 3:00 pm    Post subject: Re: Police Warning Reply with quote

No...I won't trade you afterall. Sorry to hear that...Condolences...Tip one to her for me.

_________________
I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...

DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote...
Back to top
View user's profile
tracker
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Nov 08, 2006
Posts: 1175
Location: Manitoba, Canada

PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 3:36 pm    Post subject: Re: Police Warning Reply with quote

My condolences Dimitri

_________________
"If God hadn't meant for man to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat!"
Back to top
View user's profile
Crackshot
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Oct 23, 2005
Posts: 1693
Location: Mich

PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 3:55 pm    Post subject: Re: Police Warning Reply with quote

Sorry to hear of your lose Dimitri.

_________________
The human mind is the weapon, the gun is just one of its tools.
Back to top
View user's profile ICQ Number AIM Address MSN Messenger Yahoo Messenger Photo Gallery
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic   Reply to topic   Printer Friendly Page    Forum Index » Jokes & Humor
Page 1 of 1
All times are GMT - 7 Hours



Jump to:  


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
You cannot attach files in this forum
You cannot download files in this forum


Valid CSS! Valid HTML 4.01!
Click to check if this page is realy HTML 4.01 compliant for speed :)

All logos and trademarks in this site are property of HuntingNut.com.
The comments are property of their posters, all the rest © 2011 by HuntingNut.com
Interactive software released under GNU GPL, Code Credits, Privacy Policy

.: Upgraded to DragonFly 9.2 by *Dizfunkshunal* :.