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A Saskatchewan Salesman's story.
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 8:24 am    Post subject: A Saskatchewan Salesman's story. Reply with quote

A young guy from Saskatchewan moves to Vancouver and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job.

The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"

The kid says "Yeah. I was a salesman back in Saskatchewan ."

Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."

His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many customers
bought something from you today?"

The kid says "one".

The boss says "Just one? Our salespeople average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?"

The kid says $101,237.65".

The boss says "$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell?"

The kid says, "First, I sold him a smallfish hook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition."

The boss said "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK?"

The kid said "No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife", and I said, "Dude, your weekend's shot. You should go fishing"

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 9:50 am    Post subject: Re: A Saskatchewan Salesman's story. Reply with quote

Haha He could probably sell ice to an Eskimo. Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 10:34 am    Post subject: Re: A Saskatchewan Salesman's story. Reply with quote

Or a Winchester to an 1895zz...

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 10:46 am    Post subject: Re: A Saskatchewan Salesman's story. Reply with quote

That too ............... Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 4:31 pm    Post subject: Re: A Saskatchewan Salesman's story. Reply with quote

Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 11:08 am    Post subject: Re: A Saskatchewan Salesman's story. Reply with quote

OMG I cant stop laughing.

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standing ovation.

ROFL ROFL Worship ROFL

some how that sounds familiar

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 12:34 pm    Post subject: Re: A Saskatchewan Salesman's story. Reply with quote

Now Thats a salesman ROFL

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 7:23 pm    Post subject: Re: A Saskatchewan Salesman's story. Reply with quote

Take note as to where this salesman is from .......... !!!!! Shocked Surprised Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 5:49 am    Post subject: Re: A Saskatchewan Salesman's story. Reply with quote

Aah yes...I noticed...That means there is at least TWO fibbers in Saskatchewan... Very Happy Hiding

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