Coyote Attack!

Doublejs · Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 5:35 pm Post subject: Re: Coyote Attack!

Hunterjoe, I saw that there were 3 disagrees under your comment so I clicked on agree with comment just to see what would happen, but it still read zero agree?? I don't know maybe you have to be logged in for it to register??

rdncktink, I definately agree with the comment about the dogs...two different friends of mine (one owned the Pit Bull & the other was the parent of the kid) had an "incident" where the pit bull attacked the kid. The kid has been through three operations to try and remove the scars from his face. As for the pit bull, it's owner doesn't think it did anything wrong and it's still alive. go figure. All I can say is, lucky it wasn't my son that was attacked.

hunterjoe21 · Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 6:01 pm Post subject: Re: Coyote Attack!

Dunno 2xjs...

I was sure my comment would have been removed almost immediately....

Maybe they just decided NOT to let anyone agree with me....

surfcityred · Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 9:22 pm Post subject: Re: Coyote Attack!

Chino Hills, CA Police S.W.A.T. and animal control teamed up to locate and arrest the coyote that is believed to be responsible for several recent attacks on young children in their town. DNA testing was conclusive and the coyote in custody is the perp. The coyote, identified as Tony"Two Toes" Coyote, is the black sheep brother of the famous Wylie Coyote, now retired cartoon actor and a long time resident of an upper-class neighborhood in Chino Hills.

When questioned regarding the recent arrest, Mr. Wylie Coyote stated, "Look man, I just gave him a place to crash. He has been troubled most of his life and just got out of rehab for another alleged attack in the Valley. He was working for the ACME Explosives Company in Encino but the recent hire of illegal Persian aliens led to his layoff. Tony was devastated, out of work and hungry." Mr. Wylie Coyote had no further comment.

Bail is set at 22 or 250 dollars, whichever comes first. A legal defense fund is presently being established by PETA, the ASPCA, Code Pink, The Sierra Club, the LA City Council, the City of San Francisco and Barry Obama. Mr. Obama will give a message of change & hope at the arraignment next Tuesday.

Recent booking photo of Tony "Two Toes" Coyote

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Vince · Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 5:50 am Post subject: Re: Coyote Attack!

Welcome to HuntingNut surfcityred. Grab a coupla beers and pull up a stump mate. You will fit in here without too many problems I reckon.

Cheers, Vince

Bushmaster · Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 6:13 am Post subject: Re: Coyote Attack!

I know him...Tony "two toes"...I thought he was O K....

Welcome to this fine site surfcityred...Vince has already offered you a beer and a stump...Enjoy...

OntheLasGallinas · Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 8:35 am Post subject: Re: Coyote Attack!

Welcome to the site surfcityred.

That kind of reminds me of an old yellow dog that I used to have. He got in trouble with the neighbors all the time. Not because he was ever caught in their chicken house, he was too sneaky for that; but the fact that he had an extra toe on each of his two hind feet. He was a marked dog. That sucker could sure get traction when he was shot at. Javilinas finally caught him in some tall weeds and he couldn't get away. Poor critter, cut him from ear to ear. He got an honorable woodland burial, under his favorite oak tree.

Oh, by the way, we did call him "Yellow Dog (that was his Indian name)," because we couldn't call him by his English given name in mixed company. It was a bad word (Democrat).

Cary

OntheLasGallinas · Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 8:45 am Post subject: Re: Coyote Attack!

Vince and Bushy,

We're going to have to get our picture taken with some form of deceased animal. I think we are lagging behind. I guess as a last resort we could use a road kill. I’ve got a picture of an armadillo drinking a beer. That one might work.

Cary

Bushmaster · Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 8:51 am Post subject: Re: Coyote Attack!

Cary...I've got "flat armadillos" all over the pavement around here. What size do your need. I'll send it...

Vince · Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 7:46 pm Post subject: Re: Coyote Attack!

What in Blue Blases is a LasGallinas wrote:

Vince and Bushy,

We're going to have to get our picture taken with some form of deceased animal.

Hm...not a bad idea...have to put a little thought into this methinks.

Cheers, Vince

OntheLasGallinas · Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 3:35 am Post subject: Re: Coyote Attack!

Bushy,

That reminds me of a story. When I was a kid, we were so poor we use to peel up flattend sun-dried toad frogs from the road and use them for frizbees. They sail pretty good.

One time this guy told me that they were so poor when he was a kid that all they had to eat was beans and cornbread! I told him "Damn, y'all had cornbread!"

Ahh, the good ol days.

Cary