HuntingNut
HuntingNut
   Login or Register
HomeCommunity ForumsPhoto AlbumsRegister
     
 

User Info

Welcome Anonymous


Membership:
Latest: RichardZ
New Today: 0
New Yesterday: 1
Overall: 13126

People Online:
Members: 1
Visitors: 461
BOT: 1
Total: 463
Who Is Where:
 Members:
01: Aloysius > Forums
 Visitors:
01: Forums
02: Photo Albums
03: Photo Albums
04: Forums
05: Forums
06: Forums
07: Home
08: Forums
09: Home
10: Photo Albums
11: Forums
12: Forums
13: Home
14: Forums
15: Forums
16: Home
17: Forums
18: Forums
19: Home
20: Forums
21: Forums
22: Your Account
23: Your Account
24: Your Account
25: Forums
26: Photo Albums
27: Your Account
28: Forums
29: Your Account
30: Forums
31: Forums
32: Forums
33: Forums
34: Photo Albums
35: Forums
36: Forums
37: Forums
38: Forums
39: Forums
40: Forums
41: Forums
42: Home
43: Forums
44: Photo Albums
45: Home
46: Forums
47: Forums
48: Forums
49: Forums
50: Forums
51: Forums
52: Forums
53: Your Account
54: Forums
55: Photo Albums
56: Your Account
57: Forums
58: Forums
59: Forums
60: Forums
61: Home
62: Your Account
63: Forums
64: Forums
65: Home
66: Forums
67: Home
68: Forums
69: Forums
70: Forums
71: Forums
72: Your Account
73: Forums
74: Forums
75: Forums
76: Forums
77: Forums
78: Forums
79: Forums
80: Home
81: Your Account
82: Forums
83: Your Account
84: Home
85: Home
86: Your Account
87: Forums
88: Forums
89: Home
90: Forums
91: Home
92: Forums
93: Your Account
94: Your Account
95: Your Account
96: Forums
97: Your Account
98: Forums
99: Forums
100: Forums
101: Forums
102: Photo Albums
103: Photo Albums
104: Home
105: Your Account
106: Photo Albums
107: Photo Albums
108: Forums
109: Photo Albums
110: Forums
111: Forums
112: Forums
113: Home
114: Forums
115: Forums
116: Your Account
117: Forums
118: Forums
119: Your Account
120: Forums
121: Home
122: Photo Albums
123: Forums
124: Your Account
125: Forums
126: Home
127: Photo Albums
128: Forums
129: Forums
130: Forums
131: Forums
132: Forums
133: Home
134: Forums
135: Photo Albums
136: Home
137: Forums
138: Home
139: Forums
140: Home
141: Home
142: Home
143: Forums
144: Forums
145: Forums
146: Forums
147: Photo Albums
148: Forums
149: Forums
150: Photo Albums
151: Forums
152: Forums
153: Forums
154: Home
155: Photo Albums
156: Forums
157: Home
158: Forums
159: Home
160: Home
161: Forums
162: Home
163: Photo Albums
164: Forums
165: Forums
166: Forums
167: Home
168: Home
169: Photo Albums
170: Your Account
171: Forums
172: Forums
173: Forums
174: Forums
175: Forums
176: Home
177: Photo Albums
178: Home
179: Forums
180: Forums
181: Forums
182: Forums
183: Your Account
184: Forums
185: Forums
186: Forums
187: Forums
188: Your Account
189: Forums
190: Forums
191: Forums
192: Forums
193: Your Account
194: Forums
195: Forums
196: Your Account
197: Forums
198: Forums
199: Forums
200: Forums
201: Photo Albums
202: Your Account
203: Home
204: Photo Albums
205: Forums
206: Forums
207: Forums
208: Forums
209: Forums
210: Forums
211: Forums
212: Forums
213: Forums
214: Home
215: Forums
216: Forums
217: Forums
218: Photo Albums
219: Forums
220: Forums
221: Home
222: Forums
223: Forums
224: Forums
225: Forums
226: Forums
227: Your Account
228: Forums
229: Forums
230: Photo Albums
231: Forums
232: Photo Albums
233: Forums
234: Forums
235: Forums
236: Photo Albums
237: Home
238: Photo Albums
239: Home
240: Your Account
241: Your Account
242: Home
243: Forums
244: Your Account
245: Photo Albums
246: Home
247: Photo Albums
248: Forums
249: Photo Albums
250: Forums
251: Home
252: Forums
253: Forums
254: Your Account
255: Forums
256: Forums
257: Home
258: Photo Albums
259: Forums
260: Forums
261: Forums
262: Forums
263: Forums
264: Photo Albums
265: Home
266: Forums
267: Your Account
268: Photo Albums
269: Home
270: Photo Albums
271: Forums
272: Forums
273: Forums
274: Your Account
275: Your Account
276: Your Account
277: Forums
278: Forums
279: Photo Albums
280: Forums
281: Forums
282: Home
283: Forums
284: Forums
285: Forums
286: Home
287: Forums
288: Forums
289: Forums
290: Forums
291: Forums
292: Home
293: Home
294: Home
295: Home
296: Home
297: Forums
298: Home
299: Forums
300: Forums
301: Forums
302: Forums
303: Forums
304: Forums
305: Forums
306: Forums
307: Forums
308: Forums
309: Forums
310: Forums
311: Your Account
312: Forums
313: Photo Albums
314: Forums
315: Forums
316: Forums
317: Forums
318: Forums
319: Forums
320: Forums
321: Photo Albums
322: Forums
323: Forums
324: Forums
325: Forums
326: Forums
327: Forums
328: Forums
329: Forums
330: Forums
331: Forums
332: Forums
333: Forums
334: Your Account
335: Photo Albums
336: Forums
337: Forums
338: Photo Albums
339: Forums
340: Forums
341: Forums
342: Forums
343: Photo Albums
344: Statistics
345: Forums
346: Your Account
347: Forums
348: Forums
349: Forums
350: Your Account
351: Your Account
352: Forums
353: Your Account
354: Forums
355: Forums
356: Forums
357: Forums
358: Forums
359: Forums
360: Forums
361: Home
362: Forums
363: Forums
364: Forums
365: Home
366: Forums
367: Your Account
368: Home
369: Forums
370: Forums
371: Forums
372: Forums
373: Home
374: Forums
375: Forums
376: Forums
377: Forums
378: Your Account
379: Forums
380: Photo Albums
381: Forums
382: Home
383: Forums
384: Forums
385: Forums
386: Forums
387: Forums
388: Forums
389: Home
390: Forums
391: Your Account
392: Your Account
393: Forums
394: Forums
395: Photo Albums
396: Your Account
397: Photo Albums
398: Your Account
399: Forums
400: Your Account
401: Your Account
402: Your Account
403: Forums
404: Home
405: Photo Albums
406: Forums
407: Forums
408: Forums
409: Forums
410: Your Account
411: Forums
412: Forums
413: Forums
414: Forums
415: Forums
416: Forums
417: Forums
418: Photo Albums
419: Forums
420: Your Account
421: Your Account
422: Forums
423: Forums
424: Forums
425: Forums
426: Home
427: Photo Albums
428: Home
429: Photo Albums
430: Forums
431: Forums
432: Forums
433: Home
434: Forums
435: Your Account
436: Home
437: Forums
438: Forums
439: Forums
440: Forums
441: Forums
442: Forums
443: Forums
444: Forums
445: Forums
446: Forums
447: Forums
448: Forums
449: Your Account
450: Forums
451: Forums
452: Forums
453: Forums
454: Forums
455: Home
456: Home
457: Forums
458: Forums
459: Photo Albums
460: Forums
461: Forums
  BOT:
01: Photo Albums

Staff Online:

No staff members are online!
 

Coppermine Stats
Photo Albums
 Albums: 308
 Pictures: 2451
  · Views: 820723
  · Votes: 1316
  · Comments: 86
 

Good Aussie Humour
Jokes, funny stories and general humor
Post new topic   Reply to topic   Printer Friendly Page    Forum Index » Jokes & Humor

View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message
Vince
Site Admin
Site Admin


Joined: May 25, 2005
Posts: 15701
Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA

PostPosted: Sun May 25, 2008 10:53 pm    Post subject: Good Aussie Humour Reply with quote

FASTER THAN......


Four men were being interviewed for a job.
The interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?"

The Irishman replied, "A thought. It pops into your head, there's no forewarning that it's on the way; it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of."

"That's very good," replied the interviewer.
"And now you, sir," he asked the Pom.

"Hmmm, let me see..... a blink!," said the second man. "It comes and goes and you don't know it ever happened. A blink is the fastest thing I know of."

"Excellent!", said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye. That's a very popular cliché for speed."
He then turned to the Yank who was contemplating his reply.

"Well, out on my Pa's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there is a light switch. When you flip that switch, way across the paddock the light at the barn comes on in an instant.
Turning on a light is the fastest thing I can think of."

The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light." he said.
Turning to the Aussie, he posed the same question.

"After hearing the three previous answers, it's obvious to me the fastest thing known is diarrhoea," said the Aussie.

"What!" said the interviewer, stunned by the response?

"Oh, I can explain," said the Aussie, "You see, the other day I wasn't feeling so well and ran for the bathroom. But, before I could, think, blink, or turn on the light, I sh1t my pants." Shocked Shocked Shocked
Laughing Laughing ROFL

He got the job.

Cheers, Vince

_________________
Cheers, Vince Cheers

Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done)
Back to top
View user's profile AIM Address MSN Messenger Yahoo Messenger Photo Gallery
OntheLasGallinas
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Aug 23, 2007
Posts: 1042
Location: South Texas

PostPosted: Mon May 26, 2008 4:37 am    Post subject: Re: Good Aussie Humour Reply with quote

It must have been that green taco! It does that to me every time.

Cary

_________________
Rancher/Environmental Scientist
Back to top
View user's profile
Bushmaster
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Jun 12, 2005
Posts: 11389
Location: Ava, Missouri

PostPosted: Mon May 26, 2008 9:02 am    Post subject: Re: Good Aussie Humour Reply with quote

He!!...I don't even need a"green taco" to get that response...

_________________
I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...

DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote...
Back to top
View user's profile
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic   Reply to topic   Printer Friendly Page    Forum Index » Jokes & Humor
Page 1 of 1
All times are GMT - 7 Hours



Jump to:  


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
You cannot attach files in this forum
You cannot download files in this forum


Valid CSS! Valid HTML 4.01!
Click to check if this page is realy HTML 4.01 compliant for speed :)

All logos and trademarks in this site are property of HuntingNut.com.
The comments are property of their posters, all the rest © 2011 by HuntingNut.com
Interactive software released under GNU GPL, Code Credits, Privacy Policy

.: Upgraded to DragonFly 9.2 by *Dizfunkshunal* :.