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PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 6:10 pm    Post subject: Children and permanent markers Reply with quote

This is my Grand daughter she is 6 years old, this is is what happens when her and her friend decide to play with a permanent marker. Her mother is still trying to get it off while I type this so she can go to school tomorrow looking half way normal!




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PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 5:54 am    Post subject: Re: Children and permanent markers Reply with quote

If you have someone you don't like, be sure to give their kids crayons, permanent markers, drums and/or a horn. Do the same to your sibling if you have a sibling who has given your kids any of the aforementioned items.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 6:42 am    Post subject: Re: Children and permanent markers Reply with quote

The same thing happened at my house, when we were babysitting the neighbors 4 year old son. He did the same thing, except he also included the walls of my daughters room, as high as he could reach! I think I would make them go to school that way. That might keep them from doing it again.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:37 am    Post subject: Re: Children and permanent markers Reply with quote

Meany!!! Me too though...But, I'm just as bad...I sent my 11 year old daughter to school with "October Black Hand Disease"... Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:46 am    Post subject: Re: Children and permanent markers Reply with quote

That looks like something I'd do ... Least I'm home schooled .................

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:14 am    Post subject: Re: Children and permanent markers Reply with quote

nice camo pattern.. must be good in the bush.. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:28 am    Post subject: Re: Children and permanent markers Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
"October Black Hand Disease"... Very Happy

Now Bushy, what the heck is that!!!!!!!!!!! I've never heard that before.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 12:16 pm    Post subject: Re: Children and permanent markers Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
Meany!!! Me too though...But, I'm just as bad...I sent my 11 year old daughter to scool with "October Black Hand Disease"... Very Happy


So yours like to play with walnuts to?
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 1:14 pm    Post subject: Re: Children and permanent markers Reply with quote

Oh, I get it! I saw some of them once. They're not native to this area.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 1:17 pm    Post subject: Re: Children and permanent markers Reply with quote

Cary..."October Black Hand Disease" is an infection that occurs in the month of October when the walnuts are on the ground and must be picked up. The husks are the contagent... Very Happy

No Duce...As a matter of fact she didn't speak to me for the whole period that it took for the stain to wear off. She noticed the color change on her hands and was a bit bothered until I assured her that it would wash off...Right!! ROFL She has never forgotten that nor, I don't believe. she has ever forgiven me either... Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 5:07 pm    Post subject: Re: Children and permanent markers Reply with quote

Dekum Blue remover works wonders at work where people feel the need to use permenate and paint markers on everything.

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