Two guys, one old timer and one young, we'll call em Bushy and 'Mitri, are pushing their carts around Bunnings Hardware Store when they collide.

The old timer says to the young guy, 'Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was
going.'

The young guy says, 'That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.'

The old guy says, 'Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?'

The young guy says, 'Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. 'What does your wife look like?'

The old timer says......'Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours.'

Most Old timers are helpful like that!

Cheers, Vince

yes well I can relate to that. Its breast awareness month here and I for one are definately aware of them!!!

I was thinking that this was another variation of a joke. Kinda along the lines of we'll look for a woman that looks like that, and it seems like your wife would find you then.

Elvis...You need to put a shirt on and quit lookin' in the mirror at'em...

thanks for that Bushy.

Yer most welcome, Elvis...