The Most Embarrassing Moment of my Life

whittling

As you know yesterday ,I posted about the part of a skit ,that,well was rather embarrassing .Well that was just a fraction of the embarrassment of going to a store dressed as a girl.I would of rather died but when your already in heels and a skirt theres not much you can do.So anyway,that's how I came to find myself in the backseat of a van wearing 3'' heeled shoes,pantyhose ,a tight [and short] jean skirt,Light and low cut blouse,short spring jacket, Falsies & bra ,and a bob-style wig .I was to embarrassed to enter Walmart ,but when I was reminded that I would look far more suspicious acting like a boy so I reluctantly left the car to go shopping .For someone who is never even been in a woman's aisle let alone go shopping for girl's clothes,it was humiliating.I tried to avoid talking and be seen to much ,but it is impossible.I at least remembered to walk and act like a girl,down to a purse and make-up .I received a look or two from one girl who noticed me trying to avoid the changing room ,but I actually had several teenage boys [skaters,of course ]watching me .The worst came when I had to go.My aunts were enjoying it so I had to try on a one piece,Capri's ,and a miniskirt.I couldn't use the men's room as I had to sit ,anyway.So I had to try and hold until Marshall's when I was finally forced to use the woman's room.I was so nervous that my voice almost went deep at the checkout counter .Fortunately my aunts know a good deal about teaching acting and make-up so I managed to pass .By the time we made it home I was only to glad to change.Anyway,my costumes are all ready.High heels,a poodle skirt,petticoat dresses ,and various other articles of '50's fashions.Needless to say ,I have learned never underestimate a woman ...........