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swimming down south
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 7:59 am    Post subject: swimming down south Reply with quote

A farmer down south built a swimming hole on his property with sloped bottom, graveled shores, picnic tables, and apple and peach trees.

He had not been to the pond for a few months and decided to go take a look and pick some fruit. So he grabbed a bucket and walked down.

As he got close to the pond he heard giggling and female voices. Coming up to the pond he saw half a dozen or so young women skinny dipping.

When they saw him they swam to the deep end and one shouted "we are not getting out until you leave!"

The farmer replied "young lady, I am not here to see you naked". Holding up the bucket he said " I am just here to feed the Gator"

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 12:27 pm    Post subject: Re: swimming down south Reply with quote

ROFL Laughing that's a good one.......

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 12:56 pm    Post subject: Re: swimming down south Reply with quote

LOL!


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 4:04 pm    Post subject: Re: swimming down south Reply with quote

ROFL


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