Pilot and CoPilot

Vince · Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2011 2:31 am Post subject: Pilot and CoPilot

A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish Captain.

His copilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together, and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.

Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, 'I don't like Chinese.'

'No rike Chinese?' asks the copilot,'... ..why not?'

'You people bombed Pearl Harbor , that's why!'

'No, no,' the co-pilot protests, 'Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese.'

'Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese.. ...doesn't matter, you're all alike!'

There's a few minutes of silence.

'I no rike Jews either!' the copilot suddenly announces.

'Oh yeah, why not?' asks the captain.

'Jews sink Titanic says the co-pilot.'

'What? That's insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!' exclaims the Captain, 'It was an iceberg!'

'Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg , ...no mattah...all same.

Cheers, Vince