what dose a 320 pound woman look like?

Vince

WIERSAY.....WHERE'S THE LADDER MATE? Hiding

Cheers, Vince

stovepipe

If ALL 320# ladies looked like that?

This planet would be a much, much, MUCH better place to live.

Hellyeh!

Suzanne

It'd be a freekin scary place to live!! She's like big as a horse, imagine feeding that thing? Have to get a HUGE bed and you'd be like a little shrimp always riding shotgun, never in the stirrups. It's amazing to me that you guys would go for a horse sized giraffe of a lady. I've also never understood the huge boob fascination either tho. How come more fat girls don't have dates? They've got plenty of skin to go around and around and around.

Well she is well proportioned anyway. When she gets older she'll have some world class hips though. I bet she has a specially made HUGE toilet to clean too. Just a thought. You'd be at eye level to that thing, need some steps to get there. Seems goofy. Bet she's all feet, like a small pup with big prints. If you think about it the good parts are bigger, but so are the bad parts. Ok now you're thinkin one-nighter, just for the novel experience. Yup the feeding and grooming of a horse. I'd get a rope handy, just in case it gets outa hand and go ahead and tie off one end to something stout just to begin with. And a camera HA!

Suz

slimjim

Suzanne wrote:

I bet she has a specially made HUGE toilet to clean too. Just a thought. You'd be at eye level to that thing, need some steps to get there.

Suz, you alreadys catch the details!

Bushmaster

Kinkyyyyy....

Tremblay

INTERESTING THOUGHTS

Tremblay

I wonder if playboy has called her ????

Vince

Suz the Level Headed wrote:

...If you think about it the good parts are bigger, but so are the bad parts....
I'd get a rope handy, just in case it gets outa hand and go ahead and tie off one end to something stout just to begin with.

Now that is a mental picture I'm not sure I needed Suz. Surprised

A rope and a stout length of 2 x 4. Laughing

Cheers, Vince

Bushmaster

Don't forget a book and a flashlight, Vince...

Ominivision1

Suzanne wrote:

It's amazing to me that you guys would go for a horse sized giraffe of a lady. Suz

Never drink coffee when reading comments from Suz.

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Suzanne wrote:

It'd be a freekin scary place to live!! Suz

Nonsense.

Not half as scary as getting between a 4' tall 320# chick and a 727 arm rest at PHX Itl. I was scarred for life.

And, the tall one? She could reach things on the top shelf for me, fight all my battles- and win!, ride me on her shoulders at the fair so I'd miss NOTHING. Ya know. Stuff like that.

Bushmaster

Hummm. Not bad. Not a bad idea. Yeah. That would work. Being only 5' 7" that would be nice of her.

Tremblay

Elvis

Suzanne wrote:

It'd be a freekin scary place to live!! She's like big as a horse, imagine feeding that thing? Have to get a HUGE bed and you'd be like a little shrimp always riding shotgun, never in the stirrups. It's amazing to me that you guys would go for a horse sized giraffe of a lady. I've also never understood the huge boob fascination either tho. How come more fat girls don't have dates?

Suz

well I will probably regret saying this but my experience tells me fat girls may not get lots of dates but come secound only to drunken blond bimbos in the( getting action department) wtf

I seem to recall something about big girls being like a motor scooter fun to ride till your mates find out. Very Happy

Even the late great dead fred sang about fat bottomed girls making the rocking world go round. Surprised

Bushmaster

Aah yes, Elvis...Queen (rather appropriate). I believe they sang about a bicycle seat too. Yer point?? Laughing