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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15718 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 10:04 pm Post subject: Some Giggles |
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TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.
ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
Puns for Educated Minds:
1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .
3. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
4. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
5. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
I've often been asked, 'What do you old folks do now that you're retired? Well..I'm fortunate to have a chemical engineering background, one of the things I enjoy most is turning beer, wine, Scotch , and margaritas into urine.
A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free.
Cheers, Vince
_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
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dhc4ever Super Member
Joined: May 26, 2011 Posts: 2944 Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia
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Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 1:27 am Post subject: Re: Some Giggles |
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Yep,
no doubt about it Vince, you are still leading the worst joke posted award......
_________________ Pete
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15718 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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