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#1: More Children ingenuity Author: gelandangan, Location: Sydney Australia

Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 4:24 pm
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.

MARIA: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"

GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"

TEACHER: No, that's wrong

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."

MILLIE: I is...

TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."

MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand?
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher

#2: Re: More Children ingenuity Author: tracker, Location: Manitoba, Canada

Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 5:13 pm
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Those are great Gelan Very Happy

#3: Re: More Children ingenuity Author: keetoowah, Location: Deep in the mountains of Montana

Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 9:14 pm
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those are awesome

#4: Re: More Children ingenuity Author: 1895ss, Location: Not Here...!!

Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:45 pm
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Those are good, Gelan Very Happy

#5: Re: More Children ingenuity Author: sniper, Location: Utah

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:34 pm
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ROFL

#6: Re: More Children ingenuity Author: KYGunner, Location: Elizabethtown, KY

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 2:33 pm
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excellent Very Happy

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