Ghetto Spellin
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#1: Ghetto Spellin Author: Vince, Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 10:23 pm
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GHETTO SPELLIN'

Words:
Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader.



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This is Leroy's home work
assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody. Surprised

2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good. Confused wtf

3. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both. Mad

4. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss dis appointment they gonna send me back to the joint. Shocked

5. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis. Shocked

6. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake."
He say, "Bullsh1tt, that watch israel ." Cool

7. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the
apartment undermine. Very Happy

8. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "How much?"
she say "fortify." Smile


Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word....


Today's word is: "OMELETTE"

Let us use it in a sentence.

"I should pop yo a$$ fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide." Mad Evil or Very Mad

Cheers, Vince
#2: Re: Ghetto Spellin Author: codybrown, Location: Michigan PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:22 am
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Surprised
#3: Re: Ghetto Spellin Author: Pumpkinslinger, Location: NC foothills PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:26 am
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Vince, now I don't think that's realistic, the spelling is too good...
#4: Re: Ghetto Spellin Author: Dimitri,  PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 3:02 pm
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Vince listen to this song:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jum7DsNZqO0

Dimitri
#5: Re: Ghetto Spellin Author: rdncktink, Location: Hwaseong, South Korea PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 6:36 pm
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Well first that ain't going to happen around here. Once the kids turn 20 they get sent to adult ed. And I agree that the spelling is too good. It would look more like texting than writing by that time. Love doing that with students (i.e "On your paper you have a type-o, you missed the y and o in the word you"). I think that they keep forgetting how to spell, but than again there is always redneck spelling.
#6: Re: Ghetto Spellin Author: hunterjoe21, Location: Miles City, Montana PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 6:59 pm
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rdncktink wrote:
Once the kids turn 20 they get sent to adult ed.

In the ghetto they call that High School.
#7: Re: Ghetto Spellin Author: gelandangan, Location: Sydney Australia PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:06 pm
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omelette dis one slide.
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