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#1: Lets see if I've got this right. Author: wiersy111Location: Central Minnesota PostPosted: Mon May 17, 2010 9:11 am
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LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT!!!

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE MEXICAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO JAIL.

I KNOW THAT IS HARD TO BELIEVE ANY OF US WOULD DO THAT.

IF YOU CROSS LEGALLY AND YOU LOSE YOUR MEXICAN TOURIST CARD (FMT) OR AUTO PERMIT WHEN VISITING INTERIOR MEXICO YOU COULD BE SUBJECT TO JAIL AND FINES. DON'T COUNT ON GETTING YOUR CAR BACK.

THE POLICE HAVE THE RIGHTS TO QUESTION ALL PERSONS NOT CONSIDERED MEXICANS.

SO THE AZ LAW IS TOO SEVERE?

IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET:

1 - A JOB,
2 - A DRIVERS LICENSE,
3 - SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
4 - WELFARE,
5 - FOOD STAMPS,
6 - CREDIT CARDS,
7 - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
8 - FREE EDUCATION,
9 - FREE HEALTH CARE,
10 - A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
11 - BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
12 - AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION.

#2: Re: Lets see if I've got this right. Author: d_hoffmanLocation: Chillicothe, Ohio PostPosted: Mon May 17, 2010 11:47 am
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Unfortuately that's the way it is.

#3: Re: Lets see if I've got this right. Author: wiersy111Location: Central Minnesota PostPosted: Thu May 20, 2010 11:04 pm
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Pretty scary times we live in.

#4: Re: Lets see if I've got this right. Author: shrpshtrjoeLocation: Maryland PostPosted: Fri May 21, 2010 3:20 am
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wiersy111 wrote:
Pretty scary times we live in.

Yes it is my friend Sad



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