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#1: Aussie love poem Author: radar, Location: North Island New Zealand

Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 9:49 pm
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An Australian Love Poem
(Who said Australians weren't romantic?)

Of course I love ya darlin
You're a bloody top-notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word
So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin there to grab
So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there
No sheila who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best
I'm tellin' ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think it’s very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs
I swear on me nanna's grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good as
I was ever gonna get
No matter what u look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the footy's on
And fetch another beer

#2: Re: Aussie love poem Author: gelandangan, Location: Sydney Australia

Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 10:13 pm
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Laughing

thats a mighty big effort to get her to fetch a beer..

I thought more common current way is to grunt, "beer"..

#3: Re: Aussie love poem Author: tikkat3,

Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 11:33 pm
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My favorite is foreplay.
An elbow to ribs accompanied with "are you awake"

#4: Re: Aussie love poem Author: Vince, Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 12:00 am
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Ah Radar...you're a silver tongue mate. No wonder you have won yerself such a good lookin' shiela mate.

Cheers, Vince

#5: Re: Aussie love poem Author: Suzanne, Location: Eugene, Oregon

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 12:39 am
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I thought the title was Aussie love porn......which I wasn't going to argue or bother with....but I had to look anyway....and I was wrong....cute poem tho Radar...

Suz

#6: Re: Aussie love poem Author: Elvis, Location: south island New Zealand

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 12:56 am
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Very good and no mention of wool at all...

#7: Re: Aussie love poem Author: Bushmaster, Location: Ava, Missouri

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 10:00 am
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Wool?? Doesn't that come with a sheep? Sheep...Oh yeh...Sheep. Embarassed

#8: Re: Aussie love poem Author: Vince, Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 9:34 pm
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Haha

Cheers, Vince

#9: Re: Aussie love poem Author: Suzanne, Location: Eugene, Oregon

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 11:42 pm
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If you guys are talkin about what I think you're talkin about.....then you're nasty (er than I am)

Suz

#10: Re: Aussie love poem Author: tikkat3,

Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 1:53 am
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thats why they are always wearing gumboots

#11: Re: Aussie love poem Author: Ominivision1, Location: Iowa

Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 2:29 am
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tikkat3 wrote:

thats why they are always wearing gumboots

#12: Re: Aussie love poem Author: Bushmaster, Location: Ava, Missouri

Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 9:11 am
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Hey Suz...I was born in Portland, Oregon and grew up in Tigard, Ocean Lake (Now Lincoln City) and Coos Bay. And I know that Oregon is where the "men are men and the sheep are worried".....

#13: Re: Aussie love poem Author: Ominivision1, Location: Iowa

Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 10:36 am
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Bushmaster wrote:

Hey Suz...I was born in Portland, Oregon and grew up in Tigard, Ocean Lake (Now Lincoln City) and Coos Bay. And I know that Oregon is where the "men are men and the sheep are worried".....

aaaaaaaaahhhh, I'm gonna leave that one alone. Popcorn

#14: Re: Aussie love poem Author: Bushmaster, Location: Ava, Missouri

Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 11:06 am
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Good idea, Omini... Laughing

#15: Re: Aussie love poem Author: TRBLSHTR, Location: Lower 48's-left coast(near portlandia)

Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 2:56 pm
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Bushmaster wrote:

Hey Suz...I was born in Portland, Oregon and grew up in Tigard, Ocean Lake (Now Lincoln City) and Coos Bay. And I know that Oregon is where the "men are men and the sheep are worried".....

THAT'S NOT VERY NICE BUSHY!Sheep have feelings too! Laughing

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