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PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2013 3:15 am    Post subject: Sick Muslim Reply with quote

Muslim goes to a doctor and says:

I have been feeling very unwell .. really sick .. thinking I am going to die .. need you to check me out.

Doctor checks him out and says:
Go home and find a big bucket .. p1ss into the bucket, sh1t into the bucket and put a dead fish into the bucket.
Then put your head into the bucket with a towel over your head and smell the fumes of the bucket for 3 days and then come back ...

Muslim comes back after 3 days...

Doctor says: .. how you going now?

Muslim says fine .. all better what was the problem?

Doc says: You weren't sick......you were homesick !!!!

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