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Tremblay Super Member
Joined: Oct 08, 2007 Posts: 2645 Location: Malta, Montana
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Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 8:00 am Post subject: crumpled money |
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$40,000"Have you ever seen a $20 bill all crumpled up?" asked the wife.
"No," said her husband.
She gave him a sexy little smile, slowly reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled $20 dollar bill.
"Have you ever seen a $50 dollar billall crumpled up?" she asked.
"Uh, no," he said.
She gave him another sexy little smile, seductively reached into her panties and pulled out a crumpled $50 dollar bill.
"Now," she said, "Have you ever seen $40,000 dollars all crumpled up?"
"No," he said, now really intrigued.
"Well, go look in the garage..."
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Ominivision1 Super Member
Joined: Sep 20, 2010 Posts: 2984 Location: Iowa
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Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 1:52 pm Post subject: Re: crumpled money |
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_________________ Regards
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gelandangan Super Member
Joined: May 07, 2006 Posts: 6396 Location: Sydney Australia
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Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 3:40 pm Post subject: Re: crumpled money |
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Yikes!!
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11390 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 8:12 am Post subject: Re: crumpled money |
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No...I won't go there...It ain't worth it...
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dhc4ever Super Member
Joined: May 26, 2011 Posts: 2944 Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia
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Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 2:56 pm Post subject: Re: crumpled money |
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Nup, your car would get crumpled......
_________________ Pete
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15704 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 4:53 am Post subject: Re: crumpled money |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
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