HuntingNut
HuntingNut
   Login or Register
HomeCommunity ForumsPhoto AlbumsRegister
     
 

User Info

Welcome Anonymous


Membership:
Latest: IPutMoInYoA
New Today: 0
New Yesterday: 0
Overall: 13131

People Online:
Members: 0
Visitors: 333
BOT: 3
Total: 336
Who Is Where:
 Visitors:
01: Forums
02: Your Account
03: Home
04: Home
05: Forums
06: Home
07: Forums
08: Your Account
09: Home
10: Forums
11: Home
12: Forums
13: Forums
14: Forums
15: Your Account
16: Forums
17: Forums
18: Home
19: Forums
20: Forums
21: Home
22: Forums
23: Forums
24: Forums
25: Home
26: Your Account
27: Forums
28: Forums
29: Forums
30: Home
31: Photo Albums
32: Forums
33: Forums
34: Your Account
35: Your Account
36: Forums
37: Home
38: Your Account
39: Your Account
40: Forums
41: Home
42: Your Account
43: Forums
44: Home
45: Your Account
46: Forums
47: Forums
48: Forums
49: Home
50: Home
51: Forums
52: Your Account
53: Forums
54: Forums
55: Forums
56: Home
57: Home
58: Your Account
59: Forums
60: Your Account
61: Photo Albums
62: Photo Albums
63: Photo Albums
64: Forums
65: Your Account
66: Forums
67: Home
68: Forums
69: Forums
70: Home
71: Photo Albums
72: Forums
73: Forums
74: Forums
75: Your Account
76: Forums
77: Forums
78: Home
79: Your Account
80: Your Account
81: Forums
82: Your Account
83: Forums
84: Forums
85: Home
86: Photo Albums
87: Forums
88: Your Account
89: Forums
90: Forums
91: Forums
92: Forums
93: Forums
94: Your Account
95: Forums
96: Forums
97: Forums
98: Your Account
99: Forums
100: Forums
101: Home
102: Forums
103: Forums
104: Forums
105: Forums
106: Your Account
107: Home
108: Forums
109: Home
110: Forums
111: Your Account
112: Forums
113: Forums
114: Your Account
115: Forums
116: Your Account
117: Forums
118: Home
119: Forums
120: Your Account
121: Forums
122: Forums
123: Forums
124: Photo Albums
125: Forums
126: Forums
127: Your Account
128: Forums
129: Home
130: Forums
131: Home
132: Photo Albums
133: Your Account
134: Forums
135: Home
136: Forums
137: Your Account
138: Forums
139: Forums
140: Forums
141: Photo Albums
142: Home
143: Forums
144: Forums
145: Forums
146: Forums
147: Forums
148: Forums
149: Home
150: Forums
151: Photo Albums
152: Forums
153: Forums
154: Forums
155: Photo Albums
156: Forums
157: Forums
158: Forums
159: Forums
160: Home
161: Home
162: Forums
163: Home
164: Forums
165: Forums
166: Your Account
167: Forums
168: Home
169: Forums
170: Forums
171: Forums
172: Forums
173: Home
174: Home
175: Your Account
176: Forums
177: Forums
178: Your Account
179: Forums
180: Forums
181: Forums
182: Home
183: Forums
184: Forums
185: Forums
186: Your Account
187: Home
188: Forums
189: Forums
190: Your Account
191: Forums
192: Forums
193: Forums
194: Forums
195: Your Account
196: Home
197: Home
198: Forums
199: Forums
200: Home
201: Your Account
202: Photo Albums
203: Forums
204: Forums
205: Home
206: Forums
207: Forums
208: Forums
209: Forums
210: Forums
211: Forums
212: Your Account
213: Forums
214: Forums
215: Forums
216: Forums
217: Home
218: Photo Albums
219: Home
220: Home
221: Home
222: Forums
223: Forums
224: Home
225: Forums
226: Home
227: Home
228: News
229: Forums
230: Home
231: Forums
232: Photo Albums
233: Forums
234: Photo Albums
235: Home
236: Home
237: Forums
238: Home
239: Forums
240: Forums
241: Photo Albums
242: Forums
243: Forums
244: Photo Albums
245: Your Account
246: Forums
247: Forums
248: Forums
249: Forums
250: Forums
251: Your Account
252: Forums
253: Forums
254: Home
255: Forums
256: Forums
257: Your Account
258: Forums
259: Forums
260: Forums
261: Forums
262: Home
263: Forums
264: Home
265: Forums
266: Your Account
267: Your Account
268: Forums
269: Forums
270: Forums
271: Home
272: Forums
273: Forums
274: Forums
275: Home
276: Forums
277: Home
278: Home
279: Forums
280: Forums
281: Forums
282: Home
283: Your Account
284: Forums
285: Your Account
286: Forums
287: Forums
288: Forums
289: Forums
290: Forums
291: Photo Albums
292: Forums
293: Home
294: Your Account
295: Forums
296: Forums
297: Forums
298: Forums
299: Forums
300: Your Account
301: Your Account
302: Forums
303: Forums
304: Forums
305: Forums
306: Forums
307: Your Account
308: Forums
309: Forums
310: Forums
311: Forums
312: Your Account
313: Home
314: Your Account
315: Forums
316: Your Account
317: Forums
318: Forums
319: Forums
320: Forums
321: Forums
322: Forums
323: Forums
324: Your Account
325: Forums
326: Forums
327: Photo Albums
328: Forums
329: Forums
330: Home
331: Your Account
332: Photo Albums
333: Forums
  BOT:
01: Home
02: Forums
03: Forums

Staff Online:

No staff members are online!
 

Coppermine Stats
Photo Albums
 Albums: 308
 Pictures: 2452
  · Views: 824587
  · Votes: 1316
  · Comments: 86
 

What do you call.....
Jokes, funny stories and general humor
Go to page 1, 2, 3, 4  Next
Post new topic   Reply to topic   Printer Friendly Page    Forum Index » Jokes & Humor

View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message
Vince
Site Admin
Site Admin


Joined: May 25, 2005
Posts: 15718
Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA

PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 1:26 am    Post subject: What do you call..... Reply with quote

OK...I'll open the door...

Q. What do you call a cow with three legs ?

A. Lean beef.

Q. What do you call a cow with no legs?

A. Ground beef.




wtf They get better - I'm told.

_________________
Cheers, Vince Cheers

Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done)
Back to top
View user's profile AIM Address MSN Messenger Yahoo Messenger Photo Gallery
dhc4ever
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: May 26, 2011
Posts: 2944
Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia

PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 1:39 am    Post subject: Re: What do you call..... Reply with quote

you win.........

_________________
Pete

Dont do anything you wont like explaining to the paramedics..............
Back to top
View user's profile
Vince
Site Admin
Site Admin


Joined: May 25, 2005
Posts: 15718
Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA

PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 2:03 am    Post subject: Re: What do you call..... Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha

_________________
Cheers, Vince Cheers

Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done)
Back to top
View user's profile AIM Address MSN Messenger Yahoo Messenger Photo Gallery
gelandangan
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: May 07, 2006
Posts: 6398
Location: Sydney Australia

PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 1:22 pm    Post subject: Re: What do you call..... Reply with quote

groan...

_________________
A straight line is the shortest distance between two points.
A smile is the shortest distance between two people.

Do - Not try!


gelandangan.weebly.com/
Back to top
View user's profile Visit poster's website
English Mike
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Jan 08, 2007
Posts: 1709
Location: Whitehaven, Cumbria, UK

PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 4:49 pm    Post subject: Re: What do you call..... Reply with quote

Speaking of beef:

My doctor told me I had to watch my diet....



....so I went to the horse races.
Back to top
View user's profile
Elvis
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Jul 27, 2008
Posts: 9256
Location: south island New Zealand

PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 6:33 pm    Post subject: Re: What do you call..... Reply with quote

a deer with no eyes???
no EYEDEER/idea
a deer with no eyes and no legs????
still no eyedeer/idea.....

_________________
You shot it You pluck it !
Them who eats the most duck eats the most feathers!
Back to top
View user's profile
Vince
Site Admin
Site Admin


Joined: May 25, 2005
Posts: 15718
Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA

PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 8:46 pm    Post subject: Re: What do you call..... Reply with quote

WOO HOO...it's started... Laughing Laughing Laughing

_________________
Cheers, Vince Cheers

Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done)
Back to top
View user's profile AIM Address MSN Messenger Yahoo Messenger Photo Gallery
Bushmaster
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Jun 12, 2005
Posts: 11393
Location: Ava, Missouri

PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 6:16 am    Post subject: Re: What do you call..... Reply with quote

Oh Good Grief...

_________________
I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...

DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote...
Back to top
View user's profile
PaulS
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Feb 18, 2006
Posts: 4330
Location: South-Eastern Washington - the State

PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 6:51 am    Post subject: Re: What do you call..... Reply with quote

What do you call a swimmer who has no arms or legs?

Bob.



What do you do with a dog that has no legs?

Take him for a Sunday afternoon drag.

_________________
Paul
__________________
Speer, Lyman, Hodgdon, Sierra, and Hornady = reliable loading data
So and So's pages on the internet = NOT reliable loading data
Always check data against manuals
NEVER exceed maximum listed loads
Back to top
View user's profile Send e-mail
Suzanne
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Jun 27, 2009
Posts: 3323
Location: Eugene, Oregon

PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 6:54 am    Post subject: Re: What do you call..... Reply with quote

Let's go for coffee Bushy, this is gonna take a while..... Faint

_________________
May the moon keep you centered,
May the sun keep you dancing,
And the stars shed light on your dreams.
Back to top
View user's profile
Pumpkinslinger
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Sep 22, 2007
Posts: 5002
Location: NC foothills

PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 7:31 am    Post subject: Re: What do you call..... Reply with quote

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Call him whatever you want, he won't come anyway!

_________________
Mike

"I ain't no better than anybody else, and there ain't nobody better than me!" Ma Kettle
Back to top
View user's profile AIM Address Yahoo Messenger Photo Gallery
Pumpkinslinger
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Sep 22, 2007
Posts: 5002
Location: NC foothills

PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 7:32 am    Post subject: Re: What do you call..... Reply with quote

What do you call a sinking cruise ship stuffed with 4,000 lawyers?

A good start!

_________________
Mike

"I ain't no better than anybody else, and there ain't nobody better than me!" Ma Kettle
Back to top
View user's profile AIM Address Yahoo Messenger Photo Gallery
Donut Slayer
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Jun 27, 2007
Posts: 594
Location: Pensacola, Florida

PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 8:12 am    Post subject: Re: What do you call..... Reply with quote

2 guys walk into a bar......

























you would have thought one of them would have saw it.

_________________
Browning X-Bolt in 30'06. The work for a pet load starts again. Wink The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
Back to top
View user's profile Send e-mail
chambered221
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Aug 17, 2007
Posts: 3455
Location: Lost for good !!!

PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 10:12 am    Post subject: Re: What do you call..... Reply with quote

Is that Frank and Patty I see on the BBQ ??? Laughing

_________________
Ask as many people needed, sooner or later your question will be answered the way you want it answered !!!

A free people ought not only to be armed and disciplined, but they should have sufficient arms and ammunition to maintain a status of independence from any who might attempt to abuse them, which would include their own government.
~George Washington
Back to top
View user's profile Photo Gallery
Bushmaster
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Jun 12, 2005
Posts: 11393
Location: Ava, Missouri

PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 2:28 pm    Post subject: Re: What do you call..... Reply with quote

I'm with you Suz...Your place or mine?

_________________
I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...

DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote...
Back to top
View user's profile
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic   Reply to topic   Printer Friendly Page    Forum Index » Jokes & Humor
Page 1 of 4
All times are GMT - 7 Hours
Go to page 1, 2, 3, 4  Next



Jump to:  


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
You cannot attach files in this forum
You cannot download files in this forum


Valid CSS! Valid HTML 4.01!
Click to check if this page is realy HTML 4.01 compliant for speed :)

All logos and trademarks in this site are property of HuntingNut.com.
The comments are property of their posters, all the rest © 2011 by HuntingNut.com
Interactive software released under GNU GPL, Code Credits, Privacy Policy

.: Upgraded to DragonFly 9.2 by *Dizfunkshunal* :.